Those Days I Spent in the Psychiatric Hospital

Chen Ruoqiu transmigrated into a novel and became a cannon-fodder character who shared her name. In the story, the character tried to keep the male and female leads apart, so the male lead framed her and had her forcibly sent to a psychiatric hospital.

She discovered that her fellow patients in the ward were all seriously abnormal:

One would suddenly appear at her bedside whenever she secretly played with her phone in the middle of the night;

One was a shapeshifter who could make herself unrecognizable with makeup;

One had incredible fighting skills;

One had an extremely high IQ but couldn't take care of themself.

She originally thought she was the only normal person there, but it turned out she was the only human.

Fine, she'd make do.

Just as she was preparing to quietly play the part of a lazy patient,

she discovered that her fellow patients were building careers.

What, are psychiatric patients these days all so ambitious?

How could she miss out on doing something meaningful too?

Welcome to

The Heartbreaker Agency.

Our goal is

to take down every scumbag man.

[My upcoming story]

Shen Lu was the most beloved child in her family.

The year she graduated, she encountered the biggest dilemma of her life.

Her father wanted her to inherit the family's globally top-ranked company.

Her mother wanted her to manage their hotel chain.

Her older brother had started his own business and made it a success, and now he was trying to get her a cushy job in the group's management team.

Shen Lu was troubled again today:

I really don't want to inherit the family business.

As a thoroughly committed successor to socialism,

Shen Lu decided to make it on her own

and transformed herself into a popular livestreamer.

No one can resist the truth once it hits them.

Lately, people online had often heard their friends recommend a new internet celebrity streamer: "Do you know Xiaolu? She uses so many beauty filters that even the walls are bent, but all the products she recommends are really useful."

When everyone could no longer resist their curiosity and clicked into her livestream, they saw a blogger with obviously overdone beauty filters enthusiastically promoting products to her audience: "Want to hear about our sleep aromatherapy? Fall asleep early and wake up late, feeling refreshed and ready to eat anything!"

At first sight, netizens tore into her:

"That plastic-surgery face is so unpleasant to look at."

"The wall behind you is bent, you know."

"Your products must be as over-the-top as your beauty filter."

Then one day, Shen Lu accidentally forgot to turn on her beauty filter during a livestream. The viewers were stunned by her beauty:

"Ahhh, what kind of fairy is this? People who are naturally beautiful really don't need filters."

"Please stop using beauty filters! They're ruining your gorgeous face!"

"Ah, I've seen the light. Xiaolu's beauty is killing me."

Shen Lu, on the other side of the screen: "Isn't using a beauty filter just livestream etiquette?"

That night, Shen Lu became famous for her beauty, bringing Weibo to a standstill.

At the same time,

the top donor who regularly visited Shen Lu's livestream sent her 100 Cloud-Piercing Arrows,

then realized she was the arranged-marriage partner he'd agreed to leave alone.

On the day she graduated, Shen Lu unexpectedly acquired a System.

Its shop was stocked with all kinds of futuristic technologies.

Shen Lu, who had been wondering how to sell products on her livestream, immediately saw the light and came up with a plan.

Having trouble sleeping at night? Try our sleep pillow!

Suffering from motion sickness with no solution in sight? Try our anti-motion-sickness candy!

Feeling anxious about hair loss? Try our ginger hair-care oil!

From the viewers' perspective:

At first: This is fake, it has to be fake. I'll wait for the authorities to show up and slap handcuffs on the streamer.

Later: If I'm fast enough, no one else can grab one before me. Shen Lu, stop getting more popular!

At first:

With beauty filters this strong, she must be ugly in real life. Is the bar for becoming a streamer really this low now?

Her face may be ugly, but the products are actually pretty good. I'll give her a follow, I guess.

Later:

Please, beautiful big sis, stop using beauty filters! Your unfiltered camera is more than good enough!

Charge, charge, charge! I'll buy anything big sis recommends!

My completed stories:

I Run Away After Flirting, and It's So Thrilling [Quick Transmigration]

Who Doesn't Have a Cute Daughter?

Theme: