Lin Qiong, online as Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing, takes on the world and roasts top-tier star Zou Yansheng as a "top-tier star who is all looks and no substance."
He even joked during a livestream: "If Zou Yansheng wins Best Actor, I'll dress as a woman and do a striptease."
Not long afterward, he joined a reality show about running a countryside inn.
On the first day of filming, he discovered he'd have to share a bed with Zou Yansheng.
Zou Yansheng: "Teacher Lin won't mind sharing with me, will he?" /pitiful
Lin Qiong: 6
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When filming began.
Guest: "Teacher Zou, do you know someone called Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing?"
Zou Yansheng: (smiling) "Not really. I don't go online much."
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Then one day, a headline took over the trending lists: Zou Yansheng wins the XX Award for Best Actor.
Zou Yansheng reposted a comment on Weibo:
"We said not to @Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing. You keep @-ing Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing because you want to see @Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing get laughed at, don't you? Do you really have to @Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing and drive @Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing into a corner? For the sake of @Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing's mental health, can't we just stop @-ing Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing? Please stop @-ing Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing!"
Lin Qiong: 6
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Someone asked on Zhihu: "What do you think about Shuang Mu Xiao Yu Jing breaking his promise to do a striptease?"
Zou Yansheng (actor, verified): "Thanks for the invite. I've seen it in private."
#What???!!!!#
#We absolutely need to hear more about seeing it in private#
#What could my esteemed Salted Fish Select membership possibly be missing?#
#? Did Lin Qiong write the script for Zou Yansheng to win Best Actor?#
#I was waiting for a twist, and now I feel like a dog on the roadside that's just been kicked out of nowhere#
Tips:
No real-life inspirations. Please don't associate this with any real people.
The variety show comes first, then the story focuses mainly on acting.
The two leads grow together and make each other better.
You can't please everyone. If it's not to your taste, please use the nearest emergency exit.
A cat wrote this story. If you have a problem, yell at the cat.
Coming next: Waiting for the Fake Young Master to Turn Evil Again Today. A romance between the real and fake young masters!
Blurb:
After nearly twenty years on the streets, Qiao Zhen is brought back to the wealthy Shen family.
Qiao Zhen thinks, I've seen this episode before!
As the real young master, he is sure to get the fake young master's three-step villain treatment: opposition, targeting, and hostility.
Sob, this is so unsettling QAQ
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Every day, Qiao Zhen waits for the fake young master to turn evil.
But from the very first day, the fake young master treats him with the utmost care.
He patiently teaches Qiao Zhen every skill he doesn't know, one step at a time.
A year goes by, and everyone thinks they've become close brothers who love each other dearly.
Qiao Zhen is almost convinced, too.
Until his "date plan" with his male idol is exposed. The fake young master sits on his bed, holds both his ankles, and asks in a low voice:
"Big brother, do you know how to use a condom?"
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After waking from a hangover, Shen Huaisong discovers he's back at the age of nineteen.
Qiao Zhen, just as young as before, stands before him for the second time, dressed in cheap clothes and looking ill at ease.
The story has returned to its starting point.
"He broke through the darkness just to grasp the light as it slipped away."
"This time, he won't let go."
Theme: Understand and support each other.
I know! I understand it all! I am option E! I am planB! It's split ends! It's a crushed biscuit from the supermarket! It's butter that I'm tired of eating! It's a spare button on a suit, a button that doesn't work on the remote control, expired milk, and thrown away celery leaves! But please don't miss this pre-order!
"I'm also waiting for the fake young master to turn black today" Yandere Attack × Natural Suffer
Qiao Zhen, who had been wandering for nearly twenty years, was recognized as a wealthy businessman and returned to the Shen family.
Qiao Zhen thought to herself, I have watched this episode!
According to the routine, as a real young master, he will definitely be blackmailed by the fake young master in three consecutive ways: opposition, targeting, and hostility.
Woohoo, restless QAQ
Qiao Zhen waits for the fake young master to turn evil every day.
But from the first day he entered the house, the fake young master took good care of him.
The fake young master taught him all the skills he didn't know.
A year later, everyone thought they had become good brothers who loved each other.
Qiao Zhen almost believed it.
Until the fake young master sat on his bed and clasped his ankles:
"Brother, do you know how to use a condom?"
Shen Huaisong woke up from a hangover and found that he was back to the time when he was nineteen years old.
The equally immature Qiao Zhen, dressed in cheap clothes, appeared in front of him cautiously for the second time.
The story has just come full circle.
"He broke through the darkness just to catch the passing light."
"He won't let go this time."
The tough reactionologist came uninvited! ! (Appears with a rose in his mouth) Hehehe, I really like the setting of this movie. Is there anyone who can take a photo of it? I'm very anxious and want to see it.
Congratulations to our Joan for winning the award! ! It's great, hehehehe, even though I still have a lot to say (eyes moved) Does it matter that our little Zou didn't win the Best Actor? No, it's coming soon anyway, and the flag will be returned soon. Hehehe, I'm looking forward to it, Qiong (patting shoulder) (it means I want to see it!! Let me see it!!)
Can you please find a director to film Rock of Tang Dynasty?
Anyway, although it's late, congratulations on the finish! I wish you can continue to write according to your own ideas, and I look forward to it (but come back as soon as possible if possible)
It's actually T-shaped
Joan, you are so hot
My God, this is so well written! ! ! ! ! God, God has arrived. I love this article so much. Every one of the scenes is more awesome than the last. Oh my God, I am a little incoherent now. What should I do?
Get there quickly! ! Oh my god, I really like the play-within-a-play this time. Could it be that he is some kind of genius who writes a play-within-a-play? ! It's better to switch careers and become a screenwriter (I'm sure)
The opening this time feels so depressing... The poor people trapped in life embark on the path of depravity that creates more unfortunate families. The good and evil of human nature are pulled in Yi Kaichun. The sense of tragedy and the conflict between good and evil are really well expressed...
The protagonist's name is also as good as ever, Yi Kaichun, but after a difficult early spring, he never had a spring again. Woohoo, I really like all the names...
Click on my xp, the tragic male protagonist is really easy to make people stand up.
Oh My God! ! ! ! It's actually written in such detail! ! ! ! ! So cool! ! ! ! ! Damn it, leave a comment here first, wait until I read it twice and then comment! ! It's great. Why is it so good? The adaptability is better than expected. Li Bai's story should be written in rock and roll (a rude comment)
If I want to crawl into the author's mind and watch this movie, I'll have to do it first.
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I know! I understand it all! I am option E! I am planB! It's split ends! It's a crushed biscuit from the supermarket! It's butter that I'm tired of eating! It's a spare button on a suit, a button that doesn't work on the remote control, expired milk, and thrown away celery leaves! But please don't miss this pre-order! "I'm also waiting for the fake young master to turn black today" Yandere Attack × Natural Suffer Qiao Zhen, who had been wandering for nearly twenty years, was recognized as a wealthy businessman and returned to the Shen family. Qiao Zhen thought to herself, I have watched this episode! According to the routine, as a real young master, he will definitely be blackmailed by the fake young master in three consecutive ways: opposition, targeting, and hostility. Woohoo, restless QAQ Qiao Zhen waits for the fake young master to turn evil every day. But from the first day he entered the house, the fake young master took good care of him. The fake young master taught him all the skills he didn't know. A year later, everyone thought they had become good brothers who loved each other. Qiao Zhen almost believed it. Until the fake young master sat on his bed and clasped his ankles: "Brother, do you know how to use a condom?" Shen Huaisong woke up from a hangover and found that he was back to the time when he was nineteen years old. The equally immature Qiao Zhen, dressed in cheap clothes, appeared in front of him cautiously for the second time. The story has just come full circle. "He broke through the darkness just to catch the passing light." "He won't let go this time."
The tough reactionologist came uninvited! ! (Appears with a rose in his mouth) Hehehe, I really like the setting of this movie. Is there anyone who can take a photo of it? I'm very anxious and want to see it. Congratulations to our Joan for winning the award! ! It's great, hehehehe, even though I still have a lot to say (eyes moved) Does it matter that our little Zou didn't win the Best Actor? No, it's coming soon anyway, and the flag will be returned soon. Hehehe, I'm looking forward to it, Qiong (patting shoulder) (it means I want to see it!! Let me see it!!)
Can you please find a director to film Rock of Tang Dynasty?
Anyway, although it's late, congratulations on the finish! I wish you can continue to write according to your own ideas, and I look forward to it (but come back as soon as possible if possible)
It's actually T-shaped Joan, you are so hot
My God, this is so well written! ! ! ! ! God, God has arrived. I love this article so much. Every one of the scenes is more awesome than the last. Oh my God, I am a little incoherent now. What should I do?
Get there quickly! ! Oh my god, I really like the play-within-a-play this time. Could it be that he is some kind of genius who writes a play-within-a-play? ! It's better to switch careers and become a screenwriter (I'm sure) The opening this time feels so depressing... The poor people trapped in life embark on the path of depravity that creates more unfortunate families. The good and evil of human nature are pulled in Yi Kaichun. The sense of tragedy and the conflict between good and evil are really well expressed... The protagonist's name is also as good as ever, Yi Kaichun, but after a difficult early spring, he never had a spring again. Woohoo, I really like all the names...
Click on my xp, the tragic male protagonist is really easy to make people stand up.
Oh My God! ! ! ! It's actually written in such detail! ! ! ! ! So cool! ! ! ! ! Damn it, leave a comment here first, wait until I read it twice and then comment! ! It's great. Why is it so good? The adaptability is better than expected. Li Bai's story should be written in rock and roll (a rude comment)
If I want to crawl into the author's mind and watch this movie, I'll have to do it first.