Zhi Li was a tree that had died countless years ago in the Primordial Era, but somehow developed a mind of her own. As she watched the big shots fight each other to the death and happily munched on popcorn, she was suddenly bound to a System.
The System called itself the Anti-Corruption System. Its job was to enter worlds where people's behavior had gone off the rails and fix the souls whose thinking had gone off the rails, too.
In one such world:
Zhi Li backed away, glaring warily at the woman with seriously twisted thoughts. "I'm telling you, my fists are hard as rocks! Don't come any closer, or one punch from me will leave you all silly-willy!"
Li Zhi leaned toward Zhi Li with a soft laugh, then gently blew in her ear. "Oh? Is that so? [Smirks] Then could you give me a couple of good punches tonight, Zhi Zhi?"
Zhi Li was furious. She had never heard such an outrageous demand! She immediately punched her twice. Now her hands hurt a little...
Theme: I hope everyone can love themselves properly.