Did I Get Beaten Up by a Superhero Today? [Western Crossover]

What are people alive for? To go down to the docks and get some fries? Of course not! Let me tell you the true meaning of life! People live so they can get close and cuddly with this bunch of handsome men and beautiful women! And what's quicker and easier for getting their attention than becoming their nemesis? Nothing! - 1. "...Keep this up, and I'm going to start charging you." The masked vigilante was exasperated. "Then how much do I owe you?" The girl gazed at him with a pair of starry, hopeful eyes. "If it's a lot, can I put it on credit first? In a few days, I'll be going out of town..." "Forget it, Belle. Just pretend I never said anything." 2. Two figures sat at the end of a bridge. The boy swung his bare legs and complained between bites of a spicy hot dog. "Things would be better if you acted more normal." "And how do you define normal? If I were just an ordinary girl, I would've run away crying when that guy beat you up. Then you'd be dead, wouldn't you?" The boy pursed his lips and sighed helplessly. "Oh. Thanks for saving me." "It's fine, babe. If we're bros, come beat me up." "???" - A few warnings in advance: irregular updates, first-person narration, silly comedy. The heroine is not a masochist. She's a nonhuman. Current list of people who will beat the heroine up: Bat Hood Uncle Zhong WW Shield ...More to come Notice: This story will soon be available to purchase. It goes premium on October 11, with a 10,000-word update that day. If you enjoy it, please support the official release if you can, friends! qwq Other stories the author is currently writing: Raising Pigs Is Better Than Being a Hero [Western Crossover] Story the author plans to write: But You Became the Bosses' Dad [Crossover] Completed stories by the author: You Transmigrated, Hero [Western Crossover]; Not Yet Gone Mad [Western Crossover] Reliable author! You won't regret giving this a try, friends! Message: Become someone who can't be knocked down!