Du Shiyi was born and raised on her own, with no father or mother, a wild monkey who taught herself everything.
While working part-time as a detective who only handled cheating spouses and missing cats,
she stuck her nose where it didn't belong and saved a walking disaster.
Just as she was happily turning her own kitchen into an explosion-themed art project,
the disaster woke up and turned into a firecracker,
banging and clattering as she smashed the place up.
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The crime scene was a complete mess.
The firecracker introduced himself:
"I am Nezha, the Third Prince!"
There were no such things as ghosts or gods in this world.
Shiyi rolled her eyes.
"And I'm Buddha Tathagata from the Western Heaven!"
To her surprise, Li Nezha corrected her with a perfectly serious expression:
"Wrong. You are the Heavenly Court's Yuan Zi Zai Yuan Jun, the Holy Mother of the Nine Blazing Tribulations. You were never granted a title in the Western Heaven!"
What the heck? He was a grown man and still had chuunibyou?
Nope, nope. I'm out of here.
A red silk sash that defied gravity wrapped around her waist.
The chuunibyou dropped a bombshell without batting an eye:
"You've toyed with me and abandoned me three times. And now you still want to leave?"
Later, she remembered her past transmigration experiences.
She packed her bags, gathered her valuables, and made a run for it in the middle of the night.
A flash of golden light, and the Universe Ring blocked her from behind.
A glint of snow-white light, and the Fire-Tipped Spear barred her way.
The beautiful, rosy-lipped, hot-tempered boy barked:
"Stop! Where do you think you're going?"
Du Shiyi remained composed and answered with righteous conviction:
"Didn't you say I'd toyed with you and abandoned you three times? I remember now. It was only twice, so I'm making it up to you with a third."
Their entanglement began before the Investiture of the Gods, as the Hai cycle drew to a close and a new era began.
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Theme: Love and respect are essential foundations of an intimate relationship.
