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[Copywriting 1: Poetry Version]
The living king of hell, the thief has a long life
One day I had a stomachache and went to the hut
When I touched my trouser pocket, there was no paper.
Touch your pants two more times
The new "boy" in the courtyard was clumsy and stupid, making mistakes every day, which made Mr. Wu angry every day. A few days ago, he beat him up out of anger, and the yard was finally clean for a few days.
I had nothing to do that day. When asked, he only said that he was learning to compose poems. Out of curiosity, Mr. Wu came to the young man's residence with a fan in his hand. He saw a ball of paper falling on the floor under the window. He picked up a ball and spread it out to take a look, and his face suddenly darkened.
Picking up another one, my face suddenly felt like the bottom of a pot, and I saw crooked writing on it——
The king of hell got one king and eight kings
The naughty bastard was killed by him
You two were originally a family
Why bother with each other?
Yesterday, Mr. Wu happened to have just got a magical turtle, and when he was feeding it, he happened to hold his finger in his mouth, and he stewed it in a fit of anger.
So, this Living King of Hell is referring to him?
Thinking like this, Wu Tiantan couldn't help but squint his eyes. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said: "Yuan Bao'er."
It seems that this meal was wasted, and the memory is not long.
[Copywriting 2: Background Version]
In the eleventh year of the Apocalypse, the south suffered a once-in-a-century flood. The roaring Yangtze River roared and destroyed most of the south of the Yangtze River.
After the flood, the plague was rampant, and corpses were scattered all over the Yangtze River basin, leaving people in dire straits.
A couple surnamed Yiyuan from Caomiao Village fled south with their young son. The family of three had been homeless for more than a year. They were hungry, cold, and skinny, and had lost half of their lives. They fled outside Yuanling City. They happened to encounter the prefect Wu's family picking out children outside the city. Looking at the skinny and shapeless child, the couple gritted their teeth, signed a death contract for their baby Baoer, and sold him into the Wu family.
Before separation, Bao'er's mother touched Bao'er's little face and said reluctantly: "When my parents collect enough silver, they will come and redeem my son."
Two years after entering the house, Yuan Baoer was running errands in the kitchen. He was fat and white because of the Wu family's oil and water, and his mouth was always shiny.
Life is going smoothly, but I miss my parents a little.
What Baoer has to do every day is to clasp his fingers and wait for his parents to redeem him.
Unexpectedly, my parents didn't wait. Two years later, the second young master Yan Wu had an addition to his family, and "him" was accidentally added to the family.
On the first day of my trip, I happened to catch up with the living King of Hell being chopped up alive by the old King of Hell.
Yuan Baoer naturally became cannon fodder.
"Where did this blind dog slave come from? Get away from me."
"He" was kicked in the chest by the King of Hell, and flew directly from the house to the outside. He rolled down the steps and almost rolled directly into hell.
Yuan Baoer got up from the ground, dizzy, with stars in his eyes, grinning and covering his chest, looking up at the grand, luxurious courtyard in front of him, thinking to himself, "his" good days in the Wu family are coming to an end, and he may not be able to wait for his parents to redeem him.
Note: The above poems are adapted from famous poems.
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Next book: "The Green Mountain Hits Me"
Sweet article after marriage
On the second day of the wedding, Anyang Princess Gonghua was still slumped on the bed and soundly asleep. Gu Qingshan, the scout, had already gone to the southwest border to take up his post. He had been there for three full years.
It was widely rumored that Princess Anyang's hibiscus face had become pockmarked due to her previous infection with smallpox, so she was disliked by Gu Qingshan, who even refused to take her to the post. As soon as Fang got married, Princess Anyang stayed alone in the empty house and became a "concubine".
Unexpectedly, Anyang was not a vegetarian. As soon as Gu Qingshan left the city gate, Anyang packed up his things and moved directly from the Commander's Mansion back to her Princess' Mansion.
During the three years, I wrote a letter home every three months, but other than that, there was no further contact.
As time went by, Anyang gradually forgot the fact that she was already a woman.
It wasn't until one day three years later that the couple met by chance at a peach blossom banquet in Anbohou Mansion.
Anyang felt that the figure with a broad back and a long body in front of her looked slightly familiar. It wasn't until the figure slowly walked towards her, and when she raised her eyes and saw the face clearly, Anyang realized belatedly, oh, it was the cheap husband of the seventh-grade county magistrate who she married half a century ago who went to the southwest border to take office, who returned to Beijing to report on his duties.
Mission: Little people, live tenaciously and strive for self-improvement.
