Snape suddenly had an epiphany, didn't he? I? The most terrifying Potions Professor in the cellar, a complete Slytherin, evolved into a stupid idiot and maybe even a scarred savior spider? ? ? ? ?
What what? James is the Green Goblin? Harry is my best friend? Is Blake the photographer competing for my job? Is Lucius the colleague who picked up the black leather I threw away? Dumbledore is the editor-in-chief who always messes with me about work? The Dark Lord is the mutant sandman that killed my uncle?
Well, the only normal one is Lily, she is still my crush... ~~
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The writing is nonsense. I accidentally re-read Spider-Man and was embarrassed~
Spider-Man has been in love with the little red-haired girl from his neighbor's house since he was a child (actually, I think the girl in the movie is really average). He pretends not to care but in fact he loves her the most (said by Spider-Man's best friend Harry)~~
But the red-haired girl fell in love with Harry (~), and Spider-Man had to watch silently from the side (~)~
Harry's father is the Green Goblin, who is against Spider-Man (James~I'm embarrassed~his son's name just matches~~~)
Anyway, I got messy in the wind, so I came up with this spoof article. It's okay to throw eggs (I just happened to take them home and fry them), but it's forbidden to throw stinky ones~