(Parody) Severus and Spider-Man

Snape suddenly realized: Could it be? Have I, the most terrifying Potions professor in the dungeons, a thoroughbred Slytherin, evolved into a stupid, dim-witted Spider-Man who might even have a scar?????

What, what? James is the Green Goblin? Harry is my best friend? Black is the young photographer trying to take my job? Lucius is my colleague who found the black leather jacket I threw away? Dumbledore is my boss, always using work to keep me on a leash? The Dark Lord is the mutated Sandman who killed my uncle?

Well, at least Lily is the only normal one. She’s still my unrequited love... *facepalm*~~

The blurb is nonsense. I happened to watch Spider-Man again and was left dumbfounded~

Spider-Man fell in love as a child with the red-haired little girl next door (though I think the actress in the movie is pretty average). He pretends not to care, but she’s really the one he loves most (according to Harry, Spider-Man’s best friend)~~

But the red-haired girl falls for Harry (*facepalm*~), so Spider-Man can only watch silently from the sidelines (*facepalm*~)~

Harry’s father is the Green Goblin, and he’s Spider-Man’s enemy (James~ I can’t even~ the names of their sons match up perfectly~~~)

Anyway, I was completely thrown into confusion, so this parody was born. Feel free to throw eggs (I can take them home and fry them), but no rotten ones, please~