Zhang Rishan Is a Woman

Chen Pi: I must be dreaming. My rival is actually a woman? Zhang Rishan: No, you're wide awake. A little earlier Zhang Rishan (dressed as a woman): Chen Pi, the Buddha Lord wants you to come over. Chen Pi: Who are you? Zhang Rishan: Zhang Rishan. Chen Pi: Ha. You say you're Zhang Rishan? (Looks her up and down.) I'd say you're his daughter. Zhang Rishan: (Very displeased at being called her own daughter.) I am Zhang Rishan. Chen Pi: Oh, come on. (Smirks and raises an eyebrow.) I'm just kidding. You're his younger sister, right? If you're Zhang Rishan, then I'll be damned by him. Zhang Rishan: (Pulls out the custom gun the Buddha Lord made for her and twirls it in her hand.) I said I'm Zhang Rishan!!! Chen Pi: Can I take that back now? Zhang Rishan: (Smirks.) Too late. A Certain Year: I'm starting my first year of high school this year, and the internet and phones are banned for all three years... No updates, so I'll post all my random ideas here for now. This idea first came to me when I was chatting with my deskmate during Chinese class before the high school entrance exam. A tribute to Fu Si and Fu (I'm not shipping Liang Shan this year, I'm not shipping Liang Shan, I'm not shipping Liang Shan). Maybe I'll do a Fu Ba next time. The original characters belong to Nanpai Sanshu; the OOC characterization and original characters belong to A Certain Year.