My Desk Mate Pretends to Be an Elementary Schooler Every Day

Please add my other book, The Top Student Pretends to Be Good Every Day, to your pre-reading list~

Fang Heng unexpectedly returns to life, going from a sickly weakling to a delinquent academic failure.

On his first day of class, the boy who once beat the original owner into the hospital becomes his desk mate and roommate.

Just as Fang Heng resolves not to provoke this big lion, the lion secretly pretends to be a little kid and calls him Big Brother, then acts all cute and clingy toward him?!

Fang Heng: "Hah. Some people act like an icy, rich, handsome guy in public, but in private they're a husky who pretends to be a grade-schooler, drags people into gaming, and crashes because they have no sense of direction!"

He Song: "If you've got more to say, say it."

A soft, adorable crybaby uke x a cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside poker-faced seme. Everyday cuteness and sweet treats, slow burn.

New book, please add it to your pre-reading list:

Ye Yixin is the top student everyone at No. 1 High School looks up to. He's never placed lower than second in the citywide exams, and he has so many competition medals you could weigh them by the jin.

He's had a crush on Zhao Luyuan, the school bully from the neighboring school, for two years. In their senior year, Zhao Luyuan suddenly transfers to his school and becomes his desk mate.

The day before Zhao Luyuan transfers in, Ye Yixin dyes his hair and takes off his uniform, copying the old bully's look in the hope that he and Zhao Luyuan can start off as buddies.

The next day, Zhao Luyuan shows up in a faded uniform and black-rimmed glasses, claiming to be a top student. He supervises Ye Yixin's studies every day, determined to reform him from an academic failure.

"Classmate, if you have any problems with your studies, just ask me. I'm a top student now."

"Young people who don't work hard will have regrets when they're old."

Ye Yixin has always wondered why Zhao Luyuan turned over a new leaf, until one day he finds the browsing history on Zhao Luyuan's phone.

[One trick a day to get your child to behave]

[Ten secrets to understanding the inner world of left-behind children]

[How parents can deal with children going through their rebellious phase]

Ye Yixin: ???

I thought you wanted to be my boyfriend, but you want to be my dad.

Reading guide: Mutual pining, younger seme. The seme pretends to be a top student for love, and the uke pretends to be an academic failure for love. A silly, sweet treat.

A naturally flirtatious, deceptively well-behaved uke x a rebellious husky seme pretending to be an honest guy.

Villainous tycoon: "Hah, what sort of trick are you trying now?"

Ye Chengjing: "I'm sincere about getting a divorce. No tricks, guaranteed."

Villainous tycoon: "Divorce is impossible. It'll never happen in this life. The only way to get by is to secretly build a fan site for my wife on Weibo and help her win fan-voting campaigns."

Villainous tycoon: "The point of making money is to help my wife become a star!"

A soft, sweet, deceptively dark actor uke x a silly, overbearing tycoon fanboy seme.

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My darling's ongoing novel, please add it to your library: ancient fantasy romance, The Crowdfunding System Sends a Heartthrob, by Ye Xing Ge. The System itself brings the couples together, and they're so freaking sweet! Sweet enough to give you cavities.

My darling's upcoming novel, please take a look: The Comeback of the Perennial Runner-Up [Book Transmigration], by Fang Shu. A sweet school romance about childhood friends, sweet enough to turn you into a grandma.

Please show my lazy author's upcoming novel some love: The Lead Singer Keeps Splitting into Different Personalities Every Day [Book Transmigration]. It's the next one I'll write, and it's sweet enough to give you diabetes.

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