The Cannon Fodder Just Doesn't Want to Die [Quick Transmigration]

Fake Heaven's Will, righteous and earnest, lectures them earnestly: "You selfish, self-serving villains have disappointed me so much. Sacrifice the small self to serve the greater good. Quietly become stepping stones in the protagonist's life and help them grow. What a magnificent, glorious honor!"

Extra No. 1, with a cold face: "Hmph."

Extra No. 2, expressionless: "Hmph."

Extra No. 3, defiant: "Hmph. Get lost."

Jiang Yang leisurely rolls up his sleeves.

The real Heaven's Will, enjoying the show and fanning the flames, shouts indignantly: "Brothers, charge! Take down that impostor and put Heaven's Will back on track! To hell with the protagonist's halo and the Child of Heaven!"

The extras glare at him: "If you can do it, then do it. If you can't, shut up."

Under immense pressure, the real Heaven's Will takes a step back and smiles awkwardly but politely.

No body possession, no transmigration, no being reborn, no CP.

Jiang Yang has forgotten his name.

He's forgotten his friends and family, his age, and even his own gender!

His empty mind holds only one belief: life is unbearable!

Suicide, yes, he has to take his own life!

So he stabs himself with a knife, and the knife breaks! He tries a sword, and the sword shatters!

He runs into a wall, and the wall collapses! He jumps off a building, and the building falls over!

He drinks a whole bottle of that infamous, highly toxic weed killer that corrodes the internal organs.

"Sir, congratulations. You're very lucky. That weed killer has been banned in our country, so you bought a fake."

Jiang Yang, with a calm expression: "Okay, thank you. I'll go back and seriously study a million ways to kill myself."

Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day.