[Quick Transmigration] The Main God Is in a Bad Mood

The Heavenly Dao Father was worried sick. Ever since his son, the Supreme God, came into being, he had never smiled. Doting on the Supreme God, the Heavenly Dao decided to send him to the Quick Transmigration Bureau under his command. Supposedly, the staff there had all sorts of ways to cheer people up. The Heavenly Dao issued a seduction mission to every tasker, eagerly anticipating the sight of his son's smile. World: Modern, school life, urban supernatural powers, transmigration in person The Supreme God appeared in a daze outside a toy store, staring blankly at the yellow bean-face doll in the shop window, wearing a “heh heh” expression. He tried his hardest to imitate the doll's smile, straining to turn the corners of his mouth upward, even just a little. His face was reflected in the shop window's glass: the same cold, stern, unchanging face he had worn for ten thousand years. “Do you like this yellow bean-face doll?” “Here, it's yours, little one. Why aren't you home at this hour?” The Supreme God took the doll without thinking, staring coldly at the suited man before him. “I don't have a home in this world.” “Oh, going through a rebellious phase? If you don't go home, are you planning to sleep on the street?” “You look so unhappy. Is something wrong at home? Want to talk it over with your big brother?” The System in the Supreme God's mind chattered incessantly. Frowning, he followed its advice. “I'm not unhappy, and I don't have any problems with my family.” “Would you be willing to adopt me?” … He Youqian thought he'd adopted an ordinary little boy who was just a bit better-looking, a bit more refined, a bit colder, and a bit less knowledgeable about common sense than most. That was until he saw the boy wave a hand and take things from thin air, speak a name and make someone appear instantly, and tap a wall so lightly that he brought the whole thing crashing down. What kind of divine little kid had he picked up? Hey, kid! Every time you mess up, you look at me with that cold face like you've done nothing wrong. Don't you have a conscience? What about the wall you just knocked down?! “Sorry.” The Supreme God looked expressionlessly at the wall reduced to rubble, pointed casually, and stared at him with righteous confidence. “It's fixed. The wall you wanted, made of gold.” * World: Ancient times The emperor demanded sternly, “Why aren't you kneeling?” The Supreme God replied, expressionless and bewildered, “Father said no one in this world is worthy of making me kneel.” The emperor's beard trembled with rage. “You little brat! Isn't your father me?!” The Supreme God said nothing, his face cold. Transmigrator Number One, equipped with a seduction System, received a mission: I've been trying to win this stone-faced beauty over for ages. Why does he still have negative affection for me??? The crown prince next door, holding a script that would let him dominate the world like a mighty hero, begged, “Please smile! My palace has been bare of every blade of grass for three months!” The third prince, reborn to take revenge: How did my good-for-nothing younger brother, who used to be an expert at eating, drinking, womanizing, and gambling, suddenly become so utterly indifferent to everything? The Supreme God, transmigrated as an “ordinary” little prince, stared expressionlessly at this crowd of people trying every possible way to make him smile. “...I'm not unhappy.” Everyone stared at his face and chorused, “You are!!” The Supreme God, silently arguing back in his mind: ...I'm not. * World: Steampunk The Supreme God: An “unremarkable” little robot * World: Interstellar, full-dive game The Supreme God: A master of romantic wiles who tricks people into marriage all over the game * World: Xianxia, high fantasy, gods “Do you even know who you're coveting?” “He is the most, most, most exalted Supreme God in all the world.” “His appearance was nurtured by the purest spiritual essence between heaven and earth. Countless universes across billions of realms supply him with all the divine power he could ever need. Every living thing in existence adores him or bows to him.” “If you treat him even a little badly, all things in the world will loathe and bully you.” “Do you still dare to love him?” P.S.: 1. A beloved-by-everyone story, hilarious, indulgent, satisfying, and sweet! 2. The Supreme God has a permanently expressionless face. There's no curing it. (See Weibo @Mei San San San for a high-resolution character illustration for the cover.) 3. The love interest has multiple incarnations; one-on-one romance. Transmigration is on the slower side, QAQ. 4. All worlds are fictional. Please don't overanalyze them. 5. Updates daily or every other day before signing; update time varies (as soon as a chapter is finished, or two at a time). Daily updates after signing. ☆ Check out my upcoming stories: “The Transmigrator from a Dating Sim [Interstellar]” and “Raising the Lord of Ten Thousand Demons [Western Fantasy]” ☆ “The Transmigrator from a Dating Sim [Interstellar]” ☆ Blurb: Also known as “Building the Perfect Lover” and “The Dating Sim's Beloved-by-Everyone Protagonist Transmigrates” Qin Rong, the empire's number-one general who was about to retire, was carrying out his final interstellar exploration mission when he suddenly spotted a young man in the ruins, struggling to crawl out. The young man's features were as lovely as a painting, and his eyes, as if filled with autumn waters, were especially beautiful. He struggled free of the rubble, his delicate fingers covered in wounds. The young man paid them no mind, secretly hiding his fingers behind his back as he gave Qin Rong a shy smile. “I'm so sorry. You had to see me at my worst the first time we met.” Qin Rong frowned. Before he could say anything, he saw the young man steal a careful glance at him. “This was an accident. My potential rating is very high, and I'll work hard to become a suitable lover. Could you... please not abandon me?” * Mu Yaoxing is a new game character about to launch in the 22nd century's hottest full-dive dating sim, “Raising a Lover.” The developers describe him as the new virtual lover with the greatest potential for development. In “Raising a Lover,” players have tremendous freedom to raise a lover of their own. Everything players say, every choice they make, and every item they use on their lover affects that lover's stats, abilities, and personality. But something seems to have gone wrong during Mu Yaoxing's launch. ◤Highlights◢ 1. Mu Yaoxing, a modern-day game NPC and the uke, transmigrates to the Interstellar era with the body of a perfect lover: stunning looks, a slim waist, and long legs, plus perfect romantic skills. 2. It's roughly like a real-life raising sim. The protagonist obediently lets the seme raise him, and his personality, abilities, and more are shaped by the seme's choices. 3. Super sweet. ◇═══ Recommended: a super-cute story by a dear friend ════◇ Title: “After the Tragic, Powerful Big Shot Sets His Sights on Me [Quick Transmigration]” by Wang Shu Yuan Feixing went after the high salary and transferred to the Tragic Big Shot Rescue Unit. Reading the mission briefs about the cold-blooded, violent, sinister big shots, he eagerly drooled. But there was a reason the salary was so high... Yuan Feixing: This psycho actually!!... Can we do something remotely normal for once?! I want out of this mission world!! (╯‵□′)╯ System: Bonus pay, doubled! Yuan Feixing: ... Yuan Feixing: Darling! I'm coming! (≧▽≦)/ [Powerful Tycoon]: Jiayong must never leave me. Yuan Feixing, fake-crying: But my illness... Mmph?! (Muted until he questioned his place in the universe: What?! Why don't you go find the protagonist uke?!) [Wicked Prince]: Since you married me, you are my princess consort. None of the Wei family's sordid affairs deserve to taint you. Yuan Feixing, fake-trembling: But my sister is the real legitimate daughter of the marquis's household... Mmph?! (Muted until he cursed and complained: Damn it, not again! Sob... I can't take this...) [Yandere Top Student]: Whoever insults you, I'll kill them. Not even that old bastard gets a pass. Yuan Feixing, shrinking back: Ye Cheng, you're crazy! Let go of me... Mmph!! (Muted until he cried: You won't even let me speak! You absolute jerk!!) … At first, Yuan Feixing thought he was hot stuff. Later, Yuan Feixing tearfully admitted he was a complete dumbass. ◤Reading Notes◢ ① One-on-one romance from start to finish, both leads' first times, happy ending (every mini-world has a happy ending). ② Fictional setting, sweet and indulgent, satisfying, with leisurely transmigration and a silly little romance. Theme: Being human means you have to be happy.