Even the Top Dogs Are at a Place Called How Does the Villain Survive?

With only a negligible amount of cursed energy, Gojo Sadao left the Gojo family and changed his name to Kujo Sadao, becoming the musician he had always dreamed of being. After falling in love with and marrying a young lady from the Joestar family, he had two children. One was an ordinary person whose cursed energy was as negligible as his father's: Kujo Jotaro. The other awakened the Six Eyes. After considering all sides, the child was sent back to the Gojo family, given his birth surname again, and named Gojo Satoru.

Holly, who could not be there for her second son, was overwhelmed with guilt. Then she unexpectedly became pregnant with a third child, Kujo Enya: a foolish boy diagnosed with autism soon after birth and whose face was covered by a large birthmark.

Three invincible brothers

"Waaah, Satoru! Your big brother's been possessed by a curse! Come save him!" Holly called her second son for help after visiting Jotaro, who was staying in prison and refused to come out.

So Gojo Satoru, fresh into Tokyo Jujutsu High, stormed into the prison with his classmates, only to fall silent at the sight of a well-behaved purple giant holding up a magazine and turning the pages for Jotaro.

Under Jotaro's fed-up gaze,

Satoru, the rescue squad Mom had called in, happily took selfies with his brother's Stand, then sent his little brother a photo of himself with their eldest brother behind bars.

"Enya, look! Big brother's in prison!"

Everyone survives except Dio and the brain possessing Mahito.

The story takes place entirely in the modern era. It does not involve the Taisho era, and Muzan will not appear.

I haven't finished reading any of the three manga, and even if I had, I wouldn't remember them.

The eldest and youngest brothers marry as normal. Only YNH is single.

The timeline is a mess, so don't sweat the details.

Theme: Justice always wins. Having fun is enough.