He Never Appears in Small Attacks

Copywriting 1 Is Xiaogong online today? Xiao Gong (drank a sip of tea and looked at the mushrooms around him): No, the author is too bad. —— Copywriting 2 Kidnapper: I kidnapped the owner of the mobile phone, please give me money! Xiao Gong:? ! Xiao Gong (quickly comforted): Darling, don't be afraid when I'm here! Xiao Shou (calmly): Pei Zhi, I want to be your boyfriend. Xiao Gong:? ! ! —— Copywriting 3 Xiaogong (coaxing): Ayu is good, call me brother Xiao Shou (thoughtfully): Oh, I originally planned to let you be my boyfriend... Xiao Gong (shakes Xiao Shou): I'm not, I don't have it, don't talk nonsense! ! ! Xiao Gong (crying): Ayu, I was wrong... Lightning protection guide: 1. As in the title 2. Short story (it is impossible to be long, it will never grow in this life~) 3. Take a seat first and add more when you think of it... Intention: