When Honor of Kings Meets Superheroes

Bai Xiaoyu loves gaming. He's a homebody, and his favorite game is one called King's Glory. He's also one of the very best players in the game: the strongest-ranked player! Wait, that's not right! He's the strongest trash-talker. As soon as he opens his mouth, everyone's eyes are on him. Of course, that means every skill gets used on him too. Win or lose, he always takes the most damage on his team. One day, Bai Xiaoyu was doing what he did best: running his mouth. The enemy support chased him for two whole towers and met a glorious end. Standing beside the dead support, he typed: Thanks! The support replied with a friendly message: Daddy loves you. Bai Xiaoyu answered solemnly: Watch closely. Daddy's going to teach you how to behave. Then he charged into the enemy team's five-man group and exploded like fireworks. After the game, his teammates sent their congratulations: Reported for throwing. Suddenly, everything went black. Just before losing consciousness, he remembered a news story he'd read the day before: Shocking! Man dies suddenly after playing games until he overworks himself! I don't want to end up in the social news section! When he opened his eyes again, he was on a battlefield with aliens flying all over the sky. Mommy, this place is terrifying! I want to go home! Later, the Chang'an swordsman affectionately patted his dog-like head and said kindly, "Since you've reached the age of twenty, you need a courtesy name of your own. Yu means 'to give.' How about the single-character name Ge, meaning 'give'? Bai Xiaoyu, who was already gay, looked at the swordsman's glinting blade and swallowed. "I think..." The swordsman said, "I don't care what you think. I care what I think. That's settled. From now on, I shall call you Bai Ge!" Later still, Bai Xiaoyu gazed at the heroes he'd summoned, his heart full of lofty aspirations. "Our slogan is..." The strategist waving his fan said, "Hesitate and you'll become Bai Xiaoyu!" The young general in blue armor said, "The strategist is right." The Chang'an lawman with a tuft of green hair said, "Yuanfang, what do you think?" The red-haired general holding up a Kun said, "Awesome!" The sage sitting on the ground said, "You mangy Han Xin, give me back my Kun!" That's not our slogan!!! Note: 1. The backgrounds of the game's heroes are mainly based on the game lore, but may be changed. 2. The heroes' skills may also be changed. 3. The main pairing will probably be Spider-Man. 4. Other pairings: Stucky, Bruce Banner/Natasha Romanoff, Erik/Charles, Thor/Loki, maybe Superman/Batman. Theme: A lighthearted breather