It's over! ! !
Qi Zhengting, the handsome and promiscuous man who can circle the earth as a gangster friend, is getting married in a flash!
"Who is sister-in-law?"
"My sister-in-law is amazing. Other women can't unscrew bottle caps, but she can unscrew fire hydrants!"
Qi Zhengting crossed his legs and said leisurely: "It's only nine yuan, it's not like we can't live without it."
Just when everyone thought that Brother Ting would be free soon, Qi Zhengting appeared with his sister-in-law Lin Bailing.
He unscrewed the bottle cap for Lin Bailing with his own hands, with a gentle look on his face, "Lingling, bring out the marriage certificate and blind them!"
Lin Bailing sneered: "I'll tear it up."
"Tear it apart?" He clutched his chest, feeling distressed: "Where it is torn apart, let me go and see if it can still be put back together."
"Shredder."
Pig friends and dog friends: "Sister-in-law is so sassy!"
My sister-in-law can not only unscrew the fire hydrant, she can also unscrew Brother Ting's head.
Small theater:
Qi Zhengting, who had just returned home after wandering all night, lay dead on the bed.
"The barbell is so beautiful that the prince-in-law has cleaned it and left it to be ruined."
Lin Bailing: "Purify yourself."
He pinched his throat and said, "The little one has been cleansed. Please check."
"Come here, drag this eunuch out and behead him!"
Marriage first, love later, a healing text covered in sand sculpture skin.
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All the girls in S University know that you cannot hand a love letter to the school sweetheart Lianzhou in person, because he will only dig into his pocket and say coldly to you: "Sorry, I don't have any hands."
Until one day, someone saw the handless Lian Zhou pulling Dashan's daughter Gu Zhiyi by her collar and carrying her into an alley.
What!
"Lianzhou, you and Gu Zhiyi..."
Lian Zhou raised his eyelids and snorted, "I'm not a goat. I want to eat grass from the mountains."
Gu Zhiyi, eighteen years old, came from the deep mountains and old forests. He had three older brothers and was entrusted to the care of the Lian family, the richest man in S city.
When she first arrived in S City, her eyes lit up: S City is full of gold! All the brothers and sisters of S are doing well!
Of course, except for Lian Zhou, Lian Zhou was arrogant and had a bad temper, and he despised her all day long.
Lianzhou daily life:
"Go back to the mountains where you have no family planning. The smell of copper is too strong."
Yes, Lianzhou looks down on everyone, especially the student union president Lin and Dashan's daughter Gu Zhiyi. Countless girls inside and outside S University are waiting for Gu Zhiyi's joke.
One night, Lianzhou saw Gu Zhiyi and Lin returning from a date.
He seemed to have had his heart, liver, and lungs ripped out. He grabbed Gu Zhiyi's wrist and approached her, their foreheads touching, and his eyes were red.
S went crazy: Oh my god, Lianzhou is chewing grass!
Behind Gu Zhiyi, four big men stared at Lianzhou, including the village elder of the country's richest village, a real estate tycoon, a scientific research tycoon, and a third brother who had a bachelor's degree and a master's degree in S.
Lianzhou changed his avatar into a goat, hunkered down and chased the green grass.
Treasure Girl VS Tsundere School Girl
A two-way secret love, a sweet story about youth.
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