Under the spotlight, the young man shook his shoulders with all his might, looking impossibly handsome. His sweat nearly fell into the grass jelly held by a girl in the front row.
Below the stage, the girl holding the grass jelly waved her glow stick with all her strength, jumping up and down and screaming so loudly she nearly pierced the young man's eardrums.
Two years later, the not-quite-famous young man entered another talent show. Holding a bowl of grilled cold noodles, he watched the girl sing his song while happily devouring her food.
Two years later, the girl confessed to the boy in front of her in a sweet Taiwanese accent. He was so absorbed in eating that he barely noticed, but she successfully entered his world.
A year later, the two were interviewed. Lin Yating, dubbed the island's Wonder Woman, said in a Taiwanese-accented Northeastern dialect, "Me and Zhang Chi are buddies, we're really close. I'm just his fan, that's all."
Hearing his wife's strange accent, Zhang Chi smiled mischievously, put his arm around Lin Yating, and told the camera, "Sorry, my wife failed Level Four Northeastern dialect. I'll keep teaching her at home!"
A die-hard Taiwanese-accented fangirl bravely pursues the idol of a Northeastern comedy boy band.
I was your fan once, then I became your goddess, and now I'm the one you love.
I admired you, got close to you, and fell in love with you.
When you were basking in glory, you were my loyal fan, cheering me on. When I hit rock bottom, you were the elegant star who reached out and pulled me up. For all the years to come, you'll be the one brilliant star I hold dear.
Sweet Taiwanese grass jelly meets salty Northeastern grilled cold noodles.
Dad, are you still there? I'm new here and I came across your article. The writing is great, but I saw that you haven't updated it for a long time. I would like to ask if you don't write anymore? Um. . . If you continue to write, I will support you. Finally, I want to say, come on.