How Did a Jerk Like You Get into the Imperial Academy?

My hilarious new story, Don't Ask, Just Be Her Dog, is open for advance follows for the New Year. Please add it to your collection! Fang Zhiyu thinks her life is a mistake because she doesn't like pink and she doesn't like the crown prince. Her older brother, Fang Yousan, feels the same way, because he secretly likes men and doesn't want to serve as a palace guard. Their troubles continue until one day, when the siblings switch bodies. Fang Zhiyu takes her brother's place, graduates from the Imperial College with flying colors, and becomes the youngest commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard. She also makes a bunch of friends among the guards, all of whom are handsome and talented but can't find wives because they're too ridiculous, shy, dull, brooding, or lazy. They become friends who would die for each other (and sell each other out). And because she's so good at her job, her colleagues and superiors all compete to set her up. The Emperor: You're young and promising, my dear subject, but you haven't married. Why is that? Should I marry a princess to you? Lord Fang: If you don't marry and have a child by next year, I'll kill myself! Fang Zhiyu, completely at a loss, asks an old classmate for advice. Prime Minister Yan frowns, realizing there's more to this than meets the eye: You don't even want a princess. How did our Imperial College produce a goofball like you? Fang Zhiyu is even more flustered and stammers, I-I-I, I like men. Prime Minister Yan says in shock: How unfortunate! Never mind. A goofball like you can stay single forever. I'll look after you. Reading Guide: 1. Demon king hero vs. funny, studious heroine. 2. A historical campus story. After accidentally switching bodies with her older brother, the heroine sneaks into the Imperial College as a boy and struggles to keep up with her brilliant classmates in this passionate school-life adventure. 3. The heroine will turn back into a girl later on. Happy ending, happy ending, happy ending! 4. I'll update according to the rankings at first, then post daily. Please add it to your collection and support me!