Ji Qing is the heroine of an old-school angst novel.
Just as she and the male lead finally reach a happy ending after enduring a torturous romance, he suddenly awakens to the truth of his existence and decides to cultivate immortality. He tells her, "I'll marry you when I return from my cultivation," then leaves her behind and never comes back.
Betrayed by the man she loved, Ji Qing turns around and transmigrates into a Mary Sue novel about a domineering CEO.
Compared to the faithless man from her old-fashioned angst novel, the CEO is not only handsome and wealthy beyond measure, he also dotes on her unconditionally! Ji Qing is very satisfied and decides to marry him and live a sweet, pampered life.
Unexpectedly, at the wedding, her ex, now a cultivator, suddenly drops from the sky and kicks the CEO away. "How dare you steal my woman?"
Ji Qing: What the hell?
Later...
Watching Ji Qing beam with joy over the luxury cars and mansions the CEO gives her, her ex, the cultivator, grows frantic.
"Honey, I've got a Tribulation-Transcending Pill for you. And a Qiankun Pouch, do you want one?" he pleads.
Ji Qing: "No, no! Get lost!"
Later still.
CEO: "I want to cultivate immortality! Then I can be with my wife forever."
Ex: "I want to start a business! Then I can buy my wife luxury cars and mansions."
Ji Qing: "...Why don't you two just fight it out?"
-- Coming Soon --
"The Ethereal White Moonlight"
Hongmeng Ancestor had four personal disciples.
Every one of them was a paragon among men.
Of the four disciples, the only woman, Si Wu, was a delicate beauty, slender as a willow and possessing celestial grace.
Her Snowfall Flower-Burying Sword Technique was graceful and flowing, like a goddess beneath the moon. She was the white moonlight in the hearts of all the disciples.
Until one day.
The Immortal Realm held a sect-wide tournament.
All the disciples heard the white moonlight's inner thoughts:
"You dumbass, keep staring at me and I'll pluck your eyeballs out!"
"You weakling, you dare challenge me? I'll kill your ass in a heartbeat!"
"Damn it! Which bastard stole the Drunken Flower Wine I hid in the back hills?"
"It has to be that scoundrel Mei Changxian. He acts all proper, but behind everyone's backs he's always up to shady business!"
"..."
That day, the entire immortal sect went quiet as a mouse.
Senior Brother Mei Changxian: ???
*
Si Wu noticed that Senior Brother Mei Changxian had recently been staring at her with a gloomy look in his eyes.
She scoffed inwardly. "What are you looking at, stupid dog? I know you're secretly in love with me, but you'll never get me. Give up already!"
Mei Changxian slowly drew a breath.
He was so angry he started laughing.
Ethereal and refined (crossed out): A foul-mouthed, hot-tempered white moonlight
In the eyes of his fellow disciples, Senior Brother Mei Changxian is born with a sword bone, a peerless genius, and an untouchable beauty atop a lofty peak!
In Si Wu's inner thoughts, he's a moron, a stupid dog, a hypocrite, and a wine-stealing thief...
Theme: Live your own life.
After the Sickly Beauty Marries into a Powerful Family in a Period Novel
I Became My Ex-Boyfriend's Sister-in-Law in a Wealthy Family
After I Became the Cat Raised by an Actor
The Short-Lived Wife of a Wife-Doting Tycoon Is Reborn
My Husband Is the Demon Ancestor Who Will Destroy the World
The World-Destroying Demon King's Beloved
After the Foolish Beauty Mistook Someone Else for Her Husband
I Went Back to the Village to Retire After Leaving the Wealthy Family, and Became a Hit
The Pampered Consort Transmigrates into a Book
After the Junior Sister Was Haunted by the Senior Brother's Inner Demon
So I Got the Master's Wife Script
After Their Divorce, the Heavenly Emperor Ex-Husband Fell into Demonhood