A Disqualified Human, Yet Also a Stand User! [Crossover]

--My name is No Longer Human. I am a supernatural ability that has gained sentience, and I am also a Stand user. From the moment I became conscious, I stayed by my master's side, watching him talk dirty, flirt with women, and seek a lover's suicide. Before I knew it, I had started to envy him a little. One day, I suddenly took human form. I tried out everything my master did in his daily life, and before long, I found myself entangled with all sorts of strange people. Like the good-for-nothing leader of a certain aquatic organization, the short-tempered tough guy from a delinquent gang, the wealthy heir to a business empire, and the cold, handsome man from a transnational criminal organization... After spending some time out on the town, I was perfectly satisfied and returned to my master's side. "Who are all these people behind you?" asked a walking waste of bandages in human form. "They say Stand users attract one another. Maybe they were drawn to you." But when those men saw him, their eyes lit up. "Are you Xiao Chun's father? Here's fifty million. Please stop interfering with your precious daughter's freedom to date me..." x1. "I've come prepared to die! Please, Mr. Dazai, you must approve of my relationship with Xiao Chun!" x2. "When will you be free to attend my wedding to Xiao Chun?" x3. "Get in my way, and I'll kill you." x4. The man they had mistaken for her father: "...I admire your courage and sincerity. Oh, and your wealth, too." "But I refuse, because Xiao Chun is mine." "...???" --Yes, my Stand. Born from me, named by me, and an utterly unique existence that belongs only to me. The man silently added with a smile.