Quick Transmigration: A Hilarious Guide to Breaking Up Canon Couples

As a newly chosen (fake) White Lotus female supporting character whose job is to transmigrate into different novels, break up the male and female leads, and steal the male lead for herself, Shi An is speechless. What kind of ridiculous character setting is this? Wouldn't a tough-as-nails Barbie be better?

System: "Ding~ Host, your female-supporting-character comeback mission is starting. Get ready, hey, hey, hey! Put down that brick first!!"

Shi An: "Aren't I supposed to break up the official couple?"

System: "Could you at least do it like a normal White Lotus...?"

Mission in progress

Shi An: "Aww, I can't unscrew the bottle cap..."

Male Lead: "Didn't you just split a wine bottle with your bare hands?"

Shi An: "Aww, this person is bullying me. Big brother, come protect me~"

Male Lead: "Could you take your foot off his face first...?"

Shi An: "Aww..."

Male Lead: "...I'll play along by pretending not to notice~"

Shi An: "I've been acting all whiny! Give me a reaction!"

Male Lead: "I don't like White Lotuses."

Shi An: "..."

A long, long time later...

Shi An: "Aww..."

The man quickly shields Shi An, who's using drool as her tears, behind him.

Everyone: "Bro, this fake White Lotus is being so obvious. You seriously didn't notice?"

Male Lead: "I noticed."

Everyone: "Then why are you still protecting her? This fake White Lotus is such a terrible actress. We think she could twist Kuafu's skull right off all by herself..."

Male Lead: "Because I want to. None of your business."

Everyone: "..."

The fake, hypocritical White Lotus you see is the savior I found after using up every last bit of my luck.

I have to spoil her.