[Sorry for changing the premise. I really couldn't write the previous one T T]
[If inspiration strikes later, I'll write it as a separate story. Thanks for understanding.]
Recently, a new streamer on the livestreaming site CALLER suddenly shot to fame. His ID was "The Dog Who Believes in Materialism."
The streamer wore tiny black sunglasses and waved a big white paper fan, while the comments filled with mockery, disdain, contempt, and jeers at the remnants of superstition.
Until
He praised a celebrity as universally loved, and the next day paparazzi caught the celebrity cheating red-handed;
He said a fellow streamer couldn't tell the truth, and the next day that streamer admitted to wearing a full set of fake teeth;
He told a viewer they were single from birth, and the next day the viewer discovered their online girlfriend was actually their roommate...
Viewers: "Could you say something nice for once?!"
Streamer: "How can a dog's mouth spit out ivory?!"
It didn't look like an act.
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Dog Bro became famous, all thanks to his dog's mouth that couldn't spit out ivory.
But no one dared ask him to tell their fortune. Thousands of viewers wrote heartfelt pleas for the master to take up the practice of keeping his mouth shut.
One variety show, however, did the opposite and sent Dog Bro an invitation to join a dating show.
The pay was generous, so Dog Bro happily accepted.
On the first day, his shipmate took a glorious dive into the water during an activity;
On the second day, his shipmate came down with a high fever and ended up in the hospital;
On the third day, his shipmate returned to work while still sick and heard Dog Bro livestreaming: "Yu Sinian is great in every way, except he walks without making a sound, just like a ghost."
The great movie star Yu Sinian coldly slammed the door shut.
Viewers: "Oh no, is the movie star really going to become a ghost?"
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Yu Sinian was cold and arrogant, a big-demon-king-level presence in the film industry.
They said the directors hoping to cast him could circle the equator, and Yu Sinian accepted every offer that came his way, except for fantasy roles.
He was a staunch materialist, so staunch that productions he joined didn't dare worship gods. They worshipped Marx instead.
Hearing Dog Bro say he was "just like a ghost," Yu Sinian said nothing and waited until eight that evening, when Dog Bro went live.
Heart racing, hands trembling, Yu Sinian typed "QAQ" under the username ranked first on the leaderboard.
Streamer: "What's wrong, rich big sister?"
Top-ranked Yu Sinian: "Dog Master QAQ"
"If I really become a ghost, can I still be your dog?"
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Shy, tsundere, pure-hearted seme × foul-mouthed, chaotic, fun-loving uke
Yu Sinian × Gou Weixin
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◎Reader's Guide:
1. No supernatural elements. The protagonist is simply a foul-mouthed jerk;
2. The seme doesn't believe in superstition, but he does believe in Dog Bro;
3. Mutual healing + childhood friends reunited by fate + the seme has been in love with him for years, while the uke forgets at first (he really does forget);
4. At its heart, this is a sweet story about two idiots getting together;
5. Written purely for my own enjoyment.
Theme: What is remembered is never truly forgotten.