Major revision incoming~ I came up with a really interesting main plot. I wonder if you’ll like it!
Host: Let’s interview the people at the center of this wedding. Hello! Is there anything you’d like to say to your beloved partner?
Bruce: I may have been an utterly ordinary playboy before, but after we get married, I’ll only love you, Clark. You have to believe me!
Clark: Bruce, hearing you say that really doesn’t reassure me! Think about how many times you’ve said something like that!!! Gotham’s dark legend has more credibility in my eyes than you do!
Batman: You don’t have to keep chasing me. I already have someone I love. He’s more perfect than you, stronger than you, and has a fit body you could never match with your frail physique. If you really need to know his name, I can tell you. It’s Superman. Give up already!
Superman: I had no idea my best partner felt this way about me. One Bruce is already more than I can handle, and playing both sides is a really bad thing to do. I only wish Batman had told me all this before I said yes to Bruce!
P.S. I don’t know if this story is melodramatic, but it’s all misunderstandings, and that’s that. :)
(The random cover for this story is black, and it makes me feel awful...)
Theme: A silly, old-school, wealthy-family romance full of white moonlight, cinnabar moles, angst, and sweet indulgence