(HP) The Theater a Thousand Years Ago

An extra story for Back to Eleven... An extra story about Salazar Slytherin... A completely different style... It can also be read as a standalone story. The main point is to explain what happened a thousand years ago... Personally, I think it's a parody... A few things to note: 1. This is a parody... Don't ask me questions about the original story... Because of my preferences, only Salazar's name is in English. 2. As for whether Helga is a woman... I don't know. I prefer to think she is... But her specialty is cooking... So she probably is, right... 3. Updates are irregular... The main story comes first. 4. There's been a recent crackdown, and lots of words have turned into strange □□ symbols. If you see any, please leave a comment, and I'll try to fix them... 5. A declaration: All the characters belong to Queen J.K. Rowling... Finally, thank you all for reading my story... To borrow an old saying: “Whether you leave flowers or eggs, thank you for stopping by and leaving your mark, ” Updates will resume alongside the main story. Thank you all for your continued support. Bows and apologizes...