Everyone Thinks I'm the Son of Heaven

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Blurb:

When a fake Taoist priest meets a real jiangshi, is there anything to do besides lie flat and let the other guy handle everything?

Jiang Yinchuan made a living as a smooth-talking fake fortune-teller, scraping by with a little free time to spare.

But one day, a blue-faced, fanged monster appeared. Wait, no, a jiangshi with handsome brows, bright eyes, pearly white lips, and teeth.

He immediately ordered Jiang Yinchuan to find some jade pendant or other.

Someone stole your pendant?

It was your mother's keepsake?

The thief used my talismans to pin you down, so you couldn't catch him?

But what does that have to do with me?

"No, thank you for the offer. Goodbye." Jiang Yinchuan refused three times in a row.

"Pfft." The jiangshi easily crushed a ghost's head.

"O_O!!!"

"Smack." The jiangshi chopped an evil spirit in half at the waist.

"QAQ!!!"

"Crunch, crunch." The jiangshi demonstrated how to chew a ghost's head dry.

"Fine, I'll go, okay?"

He thought it would be a dangerous journey, like trying to find a needle in the ocean, but the jiangshi turned out to be surprisingly easy to deal with!

Point east, and he goes east. Point west, and he goes west. He even provides 24/7 personal protection.

Even the president's bodyguards don't get a deal this good!

A story about a man who scams people to support a jiangshi (not really).

A-Jiang: I'm super scary.

Taoist (patting the empty spot beside him): A-Jiang, come sit next to me.

A-Jiang (grumbling as he walks over): Get lost. You're the one who sits side by side. [He learned the swear from a tomb raider.]

Taoist: You shouldn't swear.

A-Jiang: You... (A-Jiang automatically mutes three words here) are the one swearing!

A roguish, slick, easygoing, money-loving Taoist uncle × an extremely scary, obedient, max-combat-strength, slow-on-the-uptake A-Jiang

This is a sweet slice-of-life story, with a missing jade pendant to find along the way.

The Taoist really is a con artist, with no real skills to speak of. When they're out and about, he relies on his partner to support him. A-Jiang handles fighting, tracking, ambushes, and protecting hostages.

As for the Taoist... he handles getting on top of A-Jiang...

This story is a slow burn. I like it when the leads fall for each other at first sight and end up in bed by the second chapter too, and I know slow burns can be frustrating, but... I can't control myself QAQ

A-Jiang handles catching ghosts, suppressing evil, and doing all the hard work, while also looking gorgeous. The Taoist is in charge of collecting the money.

One-on-one, top-led, happy ending. There are some personal headcanons, mountains of them, but they don't really matter much. Just believe whatever I say [doge].

After much thought, as a top-led writer, I decided to make the Taoist the top...

A-Jiang isn't the kind of jiangshi from the Qing Dynasty. A-Jiang can walk. [Hopping around is so undignified.]

Other titles for this story:

The Dashing Taoist and His Pretty Jiangshi

When One Big Shot Meets Another

101 Ways to Commit Domestic Violence

Shocking! These Three People Are the Ones Who Set Up This Cross-Species Romance

The Taoist and A-Jiang's Adventures in Dodging Fares

Fresh titles are being added. Don't go anywhere; it'll get even better after you add it to your reading list.

The following is the blurb for this story:

Everyone thinks Qi Yuan is the son of Heaven.

Qi Yuan: No. I don't acknowledge Heaven as my father.

Serious blurb:

Qi Yuan and Bai Wuchou formed their Nascent Souls on the same day.

Qi Yuan emerged from fifty years of secluded cultivation and faced two tribulations, leaping straight from Foundation Establishment to Nascent Soul.

Bai Wuchou was a peerless genius, so brilliant that Heaven could not tolerate him. Just forming his Nascent Soul brought down a tribulation with the power of one meant for a Deity Transformation cultivator.

That day,

Two tribulation clouds, one in the south and one in the north, seemed to separate the two young men forever.

After the fifty-day Nascent Soul tribulation ended, Qi Yuan rushed madly to Tianxuan Sect, only to see Bai Wuchou fall from the heavens after taking the final bolt of lightning.

At that moment, Qi Yuan swore to seize Heaven itself! He would challenge the Heavenly Dao and make that so-called son of Heaven die.

Mystery blurb:

Bai Wuchou was destined to be the son of Heaven: he had exceptional talent, incredible luck, and extraordinary insight. Qi Yuan, who had been unable to measure up to him for years, finally reached the Heaven-Questioning Realm many years after Bai Wuchou's ascension. Upon meeting the Heavenly Dao, he directly demanded the title of son of Heaven!!

Is this a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality?

[This is a story about two generations of sons of Heaven, a pure-hearted young man falling in love for the first time while also taking on the Heavenly Dao.]

One-on-one, top-led, happy ending.

[The story will occasionally switch to supporting characters' points of view when the plot calls for it.]

A cheerful and unserious on the outside, stubborn and utterly reliable on the inside, current son of Heaven top × peerless genius, upright, proud, and aloof former son of Heaven bottom

Loyal, patient top × cool and devoted bottom [It's the first time both of them have been in love, so they're a little inexperienced.]

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Has the Protagonist Been Reborn Today?

Blurb:

Su Zijue woke up one day and discovered he had transmigrated into his own novel.

Based on his years of experience on Jinjiang, he figured he would either be a cannon fodder character who died early, or end up in a relationship with the protagonist or the boss.

Su Zijue felt his deadpan expression was about to crack.

Although he had transmigrated into a vent story he had written himself.

Although it was a story written to torment the protagonist for the sake of tormenting him.

Although he was the main villain throughout the whole story, and reached the pinnacle of life after killing the protagonist.

Although his personal safety and sexual safety seemed more than well protected.

But!!! Who could guarantee the protagonist wasn't reborn?

Going by the usual tropes, the protagonist was definitely reborn. Just think of how brutally "he" had tormented the protagonist in the original story. Given how Su Zijue had set up his other stories, a reborn protagonist would definitely cut him into pieces and pickle him. Wouldn't he? Otherwise, the protagonist would do this and that to him, then that and this!

Fortunately, there was still hope.

He! Actually! Got! A! Golden! Finger!

Of course he had to make good use of it. Su Zijue made sweeping changes and gave himself three new settings.

First, the number one person in the cultivation world, one step away from ascension, cold and aloof, indifferent to worldly affairs. [I'm number one under Heaven. Let's see how you kill me, Dad, when I don't even get involved in the plot.]

Second, he follows the Path of Ruthlessness. [Even people who like men are scared off by someone who's frigid.]

Third, he has a life-bound magical treasure that can bring him back from the dead. [Even if the protagonist kills me, I can just respawn.]

Heh heh, protagonist, come on! Let's go!

He was all set to watch the protagonist's path to dominating the world after being reborn, cheering and clapping along the way. So why hadn't his little disciple been reborn yet?!

"Qingchi, have you remembered your past life yet?" Su Zijue asked, as he did every day.

Yue Qingchi, who had just been reborn, froze in terror. That day, he remembered once more the fear he had felt in his previous life at his master's hands.

Who am I? Where am I? Why was I reborn?

[This is a story about an author who transmigrates into a book with an overpowered golden finger, desperately trying not to turn gay but still taking a winding road full of twists and turns. Manuscript in progress.]

Cool, deadpan master and author top × dark, ruthless, reborn disciple bottom

1. The disciple's personality isn't as cheerful as the blurb suggests. Qingchi is gloomy.

2. One-on-one, happy ending, top-led. The author is the top! The author is the top! The author is the top! [The author is always the top.]

3. I'll add more whenever I think of anything.

4. I hope everyone will support it!~

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