*Main story complete. Third-person narration. Next story: "[Crossover] I'm Done with This Livestream."
That night, I ran away from Academy City, got completely drunk, and slammed all my worldly possessions down in front of the black-haired young man beside me. Then, before anyone could stop me, I kissed him hard.
The corners of his lips lifted. His long eyelashes fluttered softly, and his violet eyes shimmered. Under the astonished gazes of the two gentlemen beside him, he raised a hand, gently ruffled my hair, and called me by name.
When I was twenty, he showed up at my home, one hand resting on the back of the sofa, two marriage certificates pinched between his fingers. His eyes curved as he smiled, dangerously and irresistibly.
From then on, I lost my cushy job at the Ability Operations Division and began my descent into depravity in the Port Mafia.
x
The swords of the Honmaru waited sixteen years, watching their master grow up, yet they could never find a way to contact their master, Kujo Chisato.
The tsukumogami were content with that, until they saw their master passionately kiss the black-haired young man with lowered eyes in the dim light of a bar.
The Honmaru's famously two-faced Heshikiri Hasebe drove a fork into a horse's backside and snapped it in two on the spot. A certain directionally challenged old man accidentally tugged fur off the little tiger in his arms, while a white-haired young man fell into the trap he had dug, his face stiff with shock.
After a brief silence, screams erupted throughout the Honmaru, startling Kasen so badly that he snapped his calligraphy brush.
"My sword!! Where's my sword!!!"
"Sortie!! Hurry, sortie!!"
"No way! Absolutely not! Your dad will never approve of this marriage!!!"
*Warning!* The male lead is a certain dark and twisted man. There is one-sided love. The original timeline has been moved back. Don't ask me why the timeline is wrong; it's been moved back, okay?! Aaaaaah!
Idea saved on July 9.
*Coming soon: "I Was Forced to Become an Undercover Agent, and Now I've Blown My Cover."
[Original title: "I Sweep Toilets in Yokohama"]
My name is Kawakami Aya. I'm currently undercover at the Armed Detective Agency, where I've been sent by the Varia, the famous assassination squad of the Vongola, to sweep the toilets. It's not as if I have any other skills. I was given such an important mission only because the Varia don't keep dead weight, and I happened not to get my head blown off by my dear boss, Xanxus.
My undercover mission was going smoothly. Using my Ability, "Fortune-Telling," I collected 66 strands of hair that had fallen from Mr. Dazai. All I needed was a little ritual to learn his secret. But before that, I made a small mistake: after failing to flirt with Mr. Edgar Allan Poe, I accidentally got trapped inside his book.
The only way back to reality was to find 500 killers among 1,000 people. After all, I kept the Varia's "high quality" motto in mind, and thanks to Mr. Ranpo's influence, I decided to write about the ridiculous daily lives of my dear former coworkers in the book's world. I mean, their assassination routines. Then I'd make a fortune and reach the pinnacle of life.
That's all backstory.
The day I conned the young master, Atobe, into buying the rights to my book, I tossed Mr. Dazai's 66 strands of hair into the enormous cauldron I'd just bought and prepared to officially carry out my mission. The world inside the book began to change at that very moment. My new cauldron was smashed to smithereens, and the culprit was a new player who had fallen from the sky and gotten trapped in the book:
Nakahara Chuuya.
As our eyes met, I knew this game was going to be impossible to play.
Mr. Nakahara, whose feelings I'd once deceived before cruelly abandoning him, and who believed I was one of the "500 killers," was going to hunt me down.
*Recommendations!
"Wits and Wiles with My Cat Lords" by Huaqiqi
--Going down together with the cat lords
"The Literary Master's Coffin Lid Won't Stay Shut" by Ting Jian (coming soon)
--If you've got money, I need you
"A Vongola-Style Godfather's Growth Diary" by Mu Duo Yu
--Become the godfather or die!
"[Crossover] Love in N Loops" (coming soon) by Fu Si
--Fall in love with Dazai a hundred times
"I'm Not a Chuunibyou" by Black Fairy Xiao Lu
--Everyone thinks I have chuunibyou, but I'm actually saving the world
"After Becoming the Boss, People Keep Confessing to Me" by Yi Fu
--After becoming the boss, romance comes raining from the sky
"[Crossover] My Ability Is a Love-Brain" by Hong You Xue Hua Su (coming soon)
--She turned every male heartthrob into a love-struck fool
Theme:
The author is great. I have always believed that Dazai himself will not change. Whether it is Takeei Zai or Kuro Tokizai, they are essentially the same, and it is not easy to make a person who has always wanted to commit suicide give up suicide. Just like the author said. This article is really great. It expresses everything in my heart. I love it so much.
In fact, I have always understood that human beings are naturally biased creatures. Lovers are more important than strangers, and motherland is more important than other countries.
When Senri forgives Osamu Dazai, he finally forgives himself. This world is real and she may be terrible, but she's adorable.
With the desire to see the crematorium, I endured the scumbag plot all the way, and then it was over. If Hei Ni did what Hei Ni did for the heroine, Fang Fang also did it (and no innocent people were involved). When it comes to kindness, it is completely incomparable to 270. Under such circumstances, I still insist on the HE of the black mud male protagonist. I feel that I bought the story of the crematorium and got a scumbag plot. So much so that the whole story's favorable impression of the heroine instantly dropped to zero. It feels like I'm eating fake food. The reason why the author insists on the black mud HE in the setting cannot be seen at all in the plot. He can only rely on notes to explain the setting, which just makes the story incomplete.
A mouthful of stuffiness. Sure enough, I read that Dazai is a fan of the male protagonist just to see the author torture him. (Get it every day)
Men with Swords: No matter who Osamu Dazai is, don't even think about it.
Osamu Dazai x2: It's so tragic. Why are there so many family members...
It's wonderful, Qianli's character became three-dimensional within a few chapters.
I am indeed the kind of person who is seen through by Zhang Ailing.
Dazai's appearances in the 0.1 Version are too few. It's so pitiful that he even wants to have a separate Yozai episode.
Take away the 0.1 Version of Dazai!
Finished with flowers. The last chapter is amazing
Will the Villain Also Marry Long Aotian?
Why Is My Proud Senior Brother Looking at Me Like That?
Cute and Charming Villain
Impersonated Mafia
This Is a Side Story
As a Villain, Whose Cake Did I Touch?
Junior Sister Is Long Aotian
Xiaoluye Extra
The Mastermind Behind the Scenes Is Myself
Qisui Sui Extra
Whitewash Extra
[Volleyball Boy] My Boyfriend Kageyama-Kun
The author is great. I have always believed that Dazai himself will not change. Whether it is Takeei Zai or Kuro Tokizai, they are essentially the same, and it is not easy to make a person who has always wanted to commit suicide give up suicide. Just like the author said. This article is really great. It expresses everything in my heart. I love it so much.
In fact, I have always understood that human beings are naturally biased creatures. Lovers are more important than strangers, and motherland is more important than other countries. When Senri forgives Osamu Dazai, he finally forgives himself. This world is real and she may be terrible, but she's adorable.
With the desire to see the crematorium, I endured the scumbag plot all the way, and then it was over. If Hei Ni did what Hei Ni did for the heroine, Fang Fang also did it (and no innocent people were involved). When it comes to kindness, it is completely incomparable to 270. Under such circumstances, I still insist on the HE of the black mud male protagonist. I feel that I bought the story of the crematorium and got a scumbag plot. So much so that the whole story's favorable impression of the heroine instantly dropped to zero. It feels like I'm eating fake food. The reason why the author insists on the black mud HE in the setting cannot be seen at all in the plot. He can only rely on notes to explain the setting, which just makes the story incomplete.
A mouthful of stuffiness. Sure enough, I read that Dazai is a fan of the male protagonist just to see the author torture him. (Get it every day)
Men with Swords: No matter who Osamu Dazai is, don't even think about it. Osamu Dazai x2: It's so tragic. Why are there so many family members...
It's wonderful, Qianli's character became three-dimensional within a few chapters.
I am indeed the kind of person who is seen through by Zhang Ailing.
Dazai's appearances in the 0.1 Version are too few. It's so pitiful that he even wants to have a separate Yozai episode.
Take away the 0.1 Version of Dazai!
Finished with flowers. The last chapter is amazing