A Survival Guide to Earth

My upcoming novel, "The Right Way to Get Into Metaphysics" - My friend's upcoming novel, "My Fiance Is Super Fierce!" ↓↓↓ Blurb for "Earth Survival Guide" Traveler's Notice: 1. When entering a low-level civilization, do not reveal your identity. 2. Do not alter the course of history in a low-level civilization. 3. Do not harm intelligent life in a low-level civilization. 4. ... Luo Yun squatted at the bottom of a lake and read the brick-thick Traveler's Notice seventeen times, but couldn't find a single instruction on how to survive if you landed in the wrong place, your ship was destroyed, and your supplies were running low. What does that mean? The intelligent beings of low-level civilizations need protection, but those from advanced civilizations don't? Who says I'm not a baby too?!!! He looked at the scattered, thoroughly smashed pieces of his spaceship and sighed. Life is hard, and alien life is even harder. * Luo Yun: If he finds out who I am, will he strap me to a lab table and dissect me? Xie Yunchen: If he finds out I know who he is, will he give up pretending and call people in to conquer Earth? Over-the-top genius streamer bottom x highly intelligent scientist top Blurb for "The Right Way to Get Into Metaphysics": The audience first saw Gu Ran on film emperor Shen's variety-show debut. At the time, Gu Ran was fair-skinned and adorable, a top student with a halo around him. His only family member had died three years earlier, making him a pitiful young man everyone loved. That was until Gu Ran joined "Beyond the Naked Eye," a variety show focused on the supernatural. Facing one of the top three haunted houses, the fake masters trembled while the real masters looked grave. Only Gu Ran stroked the head of the ghost girl in front of him, who had died in a gruesome way. "Be good, little girl." The audience: What a lunatic. Domineering CEO and film emperor top x sharp-tongued, takes-on-the-world celestial master bottom Blurb for "My Fiance Is Super Fierce!" The omega young master of the Fan family in Pei City is getting engaged to the second son of the Yan family. Yan Xing'an looks at the delicate and frail Fan Sinian in horror, convinced he must be losing his mind. Wasn't the person who beat people up at the bar yesterday an alpha? The one who took on ten people yesterday has changed genders today? When Fan Sinian sees Yan Xing'an, his pupils quake. That weakling alpha? Jiangcheng is way too small! Can I pretend I have an identical alpha twin brother right now? Drama-king top x film emperor bottom It's just acting, isn't it? Who's afraid of a showdown between masters! These two drama kings will pit their acting skills against each other. Whoever gets into character first loses.