Keep Flirting and I’ll Use My Words!

[Blurb One]

Xu Qingjia is an online celebrity and singer. Though she never shows her face during livestreams, her talent has earned her three million Weibo followers.

One day, her account was hacked.

Her pinned post was changed to: #Farmer Spring Water Is So Sweet! I'm Chinese, and I Endorse Farmer Spring Water!#

The next day, the top Weibo headline read: Breaking! Farmer Spring Water Sells Out Overnight in XX City!

The buyer was the same person!

A month later, Xu Qingjia discovered that her account had been hacked again. This time, her pinned post was changed to: #Black-Haired Fertilizer Will Volatilize! I'm Chinese, and I Endorse Blackened Fertilizer!#

The next day's Weibo headline read: Another Shocker! Blackened Fertilizer Sells Out Overnight in XX City! The Buyer Is Still the Same Person!

Xu Qingjia realized that her Weibo account had been getting hacked lately, and her pinned posts had started promoting all sorts of industries...

This novel is also known as: "Did the Male Lead Go Bankrupt Today?" "When Will the Male Lead Go Bankrupt?" "Male Lead, Please Just Go Bankrupt Already!" (No, it won't.)

[Blurb Two]

Jiang Teng has been troubled by two things lately.

First, yesterday her goddess pinned an ad for her family's company's new car on Weibo. She's been trying to remember which of the family homes has a garage big enough to fit so many cars.

Second, the talkative campus belle from the school next door, Xu Qingjia, has started pursuing her relentlessly.

On the first day, the note she left read: I'm terrible with directions, but if you'll hold my hand and lead me, I won't get lost even with my eyes closed.

Jiang Teng expressionlessly crumpled it and tossed it into the trash.

On the second day, the note read: I've been proud for over a decade, but ever since I met you, I've stopped being myself.

Jiang Teng expressionlessly crumpled it again.

On the ninety-ninth day, the note read: Jiang, what's my New Year's wish, you ask? Well... I want to sleep with you.

Jiang Teng shot to her feet, her face scarlet, and stammered, "Shameless!"

Xu Qingjia stared at the other's flushed face, froze for a moment, then opened her little notebook and hurriedly wrote: Rule ninety-nine of the Basic Guide to Pursuing You: Everything else is pointless. Shamelessness is the way to win!

This novel is also known as: "Did the Female Lead Blow Her Cover Today?" "When Will the Female Lead Blow Her Cover?" "Female Lead, Please Blow Your Cover Already!" (No!)

Beautiful, sweet-voiced online celebrity and singer, a chatty little chatterbox x Wealthier than a nation, all-around top student, a stammering little guy

The blurb has been screenshotted and posted on Weibo. Please don't steal the idea.

2019.8.07