(Crossover) Dazai's Theory of Happiness

Name: (Crossover) Dazai's Theory of Happiness
Author: gunnjou

（综）太宰的幸福理论

by gunnjou

Status: Ongoing
Length: 42k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 5y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Hello, I'm Dazai, and I successfully staged a coup to become Mori Ougai's successor as boss.

I'm such a fool. Truly.

I knew that happily jumping off a building would let me die in bliss, but I didn't know that Chuuya, that stupid slug, would jump after me too.

First thing in the morning, I dumped the whole job on the New Double Black and told them to protect the world. They're such good kids, like gods; they listen to every word I say. So they just watched me jump.

I was going to die, when I glanced up and saw a tuft of red hair like Oda Sakunosuke's suddenly appear on the rooftop. I called, "Oda Sakunosuke!" There was no answer. I tilted my head and saw Chuuya jumping after me. A pitch-black hat lay abandoned on the rooftop. My Oda Sakunosuke was gone.

I looked at Chuuya again. Not only were we still alive, we'd landed somewhere strange.

Tips:

1. Chuuya/Dazai pairing. There's so little content that I'm making my own. IF-line executive Chuuya x boss Dazai.

2. First attempt at writing, so please note that the story is in first person.

3. The blurb is from Lu Xun's "The New Year's Sacrifice," the title is inspired by Kagerou's "Ayano's Theory of Happiness," and the one-line summary comes from "This Is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee."

Theme: Love and hatred.