(Crossover) Fate Deception

"Bro, the author says we need to solve the blurb problem."

"Huh? It's probably just some author who's run out of ideas and can't think of how to write a blurb, so they're like, 'Whatever, let's just put Sora and Shiro in. The No Game No Life setting is so handy, hehe☆.' And now the two of us have been dragged in to pad the word count. Seriously, this author-first attitude needs to change. Author, you're watching, right? Take a good look at yourself. No one's reading your stuff because you don't even try to understand the characters' feelings. Just using whatever's convenient gets old for readers, too. Actually, if you make me go on like this all by myself, how many people are going to read it? The blurb has completely lost its purpose, okay?"

"...Bro, the author says that after all that rambling above, almost all the readers have left."

"Serves them right! By the way, Shiro, can we go back now? My FGO energy is almost full."

"...Shiro's sanity is almost full too. But, bro, the author says she won't let us leave unless you sum things up properly."

"Aaargh! That deadbeat shut-in needs to give it a rest! Fine, fine. So, Fate/Deception is basically a bunch of anime characters fighting each other. It's a third-rate fanfic with no substance and nothing serious to say. Please support it, everyone. That's all."

"...Shiro asks for your support too."