Passing Ghost A: "I heard the Underworld recently got a new King of the Underworld?"
Passing Ghost B: "You bet! This King of the Underworld... sigh." Passing Ghost B shook his head and sighed quietly.
Passing Ghost A: "What is it? Tell me, quick!"
Passing Ghost B: "Come closer!"
Passing Ghost B: "This King of the Underworld is not to be trifled with. He has no interest in women and is cold-blooded and merciless. On his very first day in office, he caught several evil spirits and sent them straight to the Eighteenth Level of Hell. Just the other day, he had a beautiful female ghost who tried to seduce him thrown into a pot of boiling oil. No matter how much she begged, he didn't even bat an eye! Tsk, tsk, tsk! That punishment doesn't just make souls vanish, it tortures ghosts! He's vicious! Absolutely vicious!"
Passing Ghost A: "How terrifying! How vicious!"
Black and White Impermanence: "Your Majesty, Miss Thirteen says the decorations in your room are too tacky and wants to throw out all your rosewood furniture!"
"As long as she likes it!"
"Your Majesty, Miss Thirteen insisted on helping Meng Po brew the soup. The ghosts on their way to be reborn drank it and got diarrhea!"
"Hahaha, what a handful. Let her be!"
"Your Majesty, Miss Thirteen has taken a liking to a newly arrived male ghost and wants you to give him to her!"
"Guards, bring her back here so we can consummate our marriage!"
Black and White Impermanence exchanged smiles. "Yes, Your Majesty!"
