I Have No Pheromones, and Every Day I Want to Divorce My Alpha Husband

Three years ago, Zhou Fanan and Shen Yuyang got married on a whim. No one believed their marriage would work. After all, one was a Beta and the other an Alpha. Their families were worlds apart, and they were as different as heaven and earth. Zhou Fanan's friends were even more shocked. Who could have guessed that their usually quiet, well-behaved old friend would suddenly marry someone as influential as Shen Yuyang? Had he lost his mind? Zhou Fanan didn't care what other people said. He simply wanted a home, and Shen Yuyang had promised him one. He cherished the family they had built together. But then, three years later... Shen Yuyang spent less and less time at home, and often came back smelling suspiciously of perfume. What Zhou Fanan found hardest to understand was Shen Yuyang's sudden, inexplicable silent treatment. When talking things out got them nowhere, Zhou Fanan couldn't help looking back on their three years of marriage. Shen Yuyang had never introduced him to his circle of friends. Shen Yuyang's family wouldn't let them set foot in the Shen household. His friends were always reminding him that if an Alpha met their fated Omega, they would abandon him without a second thought. If something really had gone wrong in their marriage, Zhou Fanan wanted to try to fix it. So he did everything he could to win Shen Yuyang back, but it was all in vain. Even so, he still didn't want to give up. Then one day, he accidentally heard someone say they wanted to introduce an Omega to Shen Yuyang. The person asked Shen Yuyang if he had a lover. Shen Yuyang replied, "No." In that moment, it was as if someone had jabbed a needle into Zhou Fanan in the middle of a dream, jolting him completely awake. An ordinary Beta like him didn't need to stubbornly cling to an Alpha who could never be his. One day, Shen Yuyang came home to find Zhou Fanan handing him a divorce agreement. As soon as he saw the title, he tore it to shreds on the spot. Zhou Fanan simply pulled an identical copy from the document folder and placed it in front of him. Calmly, he said, "There are plenty more for you to tear up. Once you've had your fill, could you take a look at what's in the agreement?" Shen Yuyang: "...I'm not reading it." Zhou Fanan: "I get the house and the kids. You can leave with nothing." (expressionless) Shen Yuyang: "What kids? We don't have any! Wait, are you... pregnant?" (shocked and delighted) Zhou Fanan: "All the furniture in this house is my carefully chosen children. Any other questions?" Shen Yuyang: "...I'm not getting divorced!!!" Calm, capable Beta bottom × initially awful, later devoted Alpha top Chasing-the-wife-to-the-crematorium, ABO, no changing tops Theme: Cherish the person by your side