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[The text is serialized until the child has been recognized_(:з∠)_]
1.
Wen Fang recently participated in a baby show called "Little Tadpole Looking for "Mama"".
The program team invited four pairs of fathers and sons, along with two "trainee dads", and told them that among the six adults, one was the cub's biological father.
With the mentality of watching the fun, Wenfang either fought with Zai Zai in the show, or tricked Zai Zai into asking who his father was.
Until one night, Wenfang took a shower and went to bed as usual.
But the moment she came out of the bathroom, someone covered her mouth from behind——
"Why are you pretending? Weren't you the one who ran away while pregnant?"
Wenfang:...?
Does he still have this function?
2.
Each kid in this show is more difficult to deal with than the last.
Especially the one named Yu Yu, who puts on a sullen face whenever he sees him, but he is always chosen to be in the same group as this kid.
After trying dumplings dipped in strawberry jam, soaking feet in zero-degree ice water, and soaking rice with Coke and Sprite, Wenfang swore that he would never fight this little brat.
All the rewards Yu Yu received were pocketed by Wen Fang. Angry, Yu Yu stepped on the stool and asked him: When will I pay back my twenty yuan!
Wenfang shrugged: Want to know? Give me twenty and I'll tell you.
Yuyu:... You (>д<)
I thought we would trick each other into participating in the show, but unexpectedly, after we met with a fever, we climbed into Wenfang's bed in the middle of the night, and rubbed our little head against Wenfang's palm in a daze, with a soft voice: Don't leave me and daddy, daddy misses you so much... Me too...
Wenfang looked at this furry little head in silence.
This little brat...
Was it really him?
Who is the father of that child? O. O
3.
Zhou Qiyue has been looking for Wenfang for three years.
The romantic beauty who was just like the one in the rumors ran away after seducing her into bed, leaving only an under-month-old baby behind.
He vowed to make Wenfang suffer a terrible death.
He was determined to let Wenfang experience all his sufferings in the past three years.
Yuyu gears up: Dad, tell me what to do!
Zhou Qiyue: Replace the vinegar on his plate with strawberry jam.
Yuyu (stop and stop).?
Zhou Qiyue (frowning): Just do it.
Encounter: Aoqaq
#After being angry for three years, I still can't bear to do anything#
#Eating dumplings dipped in strawberries can already be considered torture, if you agree, please breathe#
#As long as you are willing to come back, I will forgive you#
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1.
Yu Shinan has been obedient and beautiful since childhood.
In addition to her gentle personality, frail body and fair skin, she has been very attracted to people of the same sex since she was a child. When she grew up, she was admitted to the dance department, and she had countless good-looking ones chasing after her.
But Yu Shinan remained unmoved until...
During his sophomore year, he was forced to move to his dormitory due to campus mergers.
2.
The new roommate's name is Huo Zhou, a swimmer who was selected as a reserve member of the national team at a young age. He has a cold appearance and an alienated personality, always looking indifferent and perfunctory.
At first Yu Shinan was a little afraid of this new roommate.
But after getting along for a long time, he discovered...
He seems to have a crush on his roommate.
But Huo Zhou was notoriously homophobic and had always been extremely hostile to the gay community. Yu Shinan felt dejected and only dared to confide in his friends.
After hearing what Huo Zhou did, his friend was shocked and convinced that Huo Zhou absolutely liked him, so he encouraged him to test it out.
Yu Shinan worriedly followed the instructions, but——
When he was learning to swim, he deliberately fell into Huo Zhou's arms. Huo Zhou calmly grabbed his waist and lifted him out of the water: "Are you tired? I won't practice today."
He deliberately only wore a loose white shirt to expose his long legs. Huo Zhou casually threw him a pair of trousers: "The temperature has dropped recently, put them on."
…
Every attempt ended in failure, and Yu Shinan's heart was inevitably shaken.
Until that night, I heard Huo Zhou rejecting a boy's confession. His cold voice contained a scornful smile: Which of your eyes can tell that I like boys?
Yu Shinan instantly felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave.
The next day, he was traveling abroad for an event and moved away.
The competition was a great success. He got drunk at the celebration banquet and leaned to the side out of habit, but in the next second he was embraced into the arms of habit.
It was still the indifferent voice in my memory, but it carried a slight tremor that was difficult to conceal——
"Yu Shinan, can't you... Like me?"
3.
Huo Zhou is gay.
Totally gay.
But under the general environment, this sexual orientation is not accepted by most people.
So Huo Zhou conscientiously played the role of a straight man for more than 20 years.
This dedication instantly shattered into powder the first time I saw Yu Shinan in my sophomore year.
Huo Zhou looked at the boy in front of him - fair skin, thin and long legs, and a bit of confusion and fear about the new environment in his wet eyes, which made people unable to look away.
At that moment, Huo Zhou was hardened.
#Pretend to be a straight man until you almost chase your wife at the crematorium#
#Fuck! Are all you straight men like this? Stay away from my wife! #
Really · Dumb and slow · I don't know what fishing is but I put fish hooks everywhere · I am really gay · I haven't figured out how straight men get along with each other in the past 20 years · On the surface, I am cold but in fact, my skin is thirsty and I don't want to have sex with my wife all the time · Attack
Mission: Persistence is victory