On Deadpool's Compatibility with DC

What wondrous tale would unfold if Deadpool ended up in the DC Universe? Joker: Why won't this guy die?! Deadpool: Maybe it's because we're both crazy. You know what I mean. Batman: Somebody get him to shut up for a while. Deadpool: How dare you talk to someone who's helped you like that? Superman: What exactly are you trying to do? Deadpool: Be a devoted little fan of the god of humanity. Deadpool: Anyone want to grab a meal together? We could do something else afterward, or maybe save the world together? Honestly, being a hero here feels pretty great. Maybe we could... Everyone in DC: Thanks for your help. But whatever you're proposing, absolutely not. Since this is about Deadpool, some of the opinions expressed may be strange. If you can't handle that, please click the X and leave right away. Thanks for your cooperation.