S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent 1: Have you heard? Our special forces captain has been obsessed with wrestling lately.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent 2: (Shocked) So the captain likes...
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent 3: Heh heh heh.
Crossbones: I don't! I didn't! What are you talking about??????
The heroine is a super-strong woman with no grasp of basic social conventions. She can smell how strong someone is from their scent, and she likes powerful opponents (love interests). Whenever she catches a scent she likes, her smile gradually turns creepy.gif
One day, she dreamed she'd spent all night in a philosophical wrestling match with Crossbones, and she hasn't been quite right since. This story's inspiration came from that dream.
I don't know why I'm fighting Crossbones over cauliflower either [doge]
Theme:
Ah? No more? That's it?