Original title: No Longer Qualified to Die
Blurb One:
I've crossed many different mountains, forded many different rivers, and met many different people.
I've known a love more beautiful than April's spring sunshine, and a betrayal more venomous than a scorpion's sting. I've bathed in light and been stained by darkness.
I've been hated by thousands and revered by hundreds of millions.
I've been as lowly as duckweed, and I've used my words to decide the fate of thousands.
I've seen a century of nobility ground into the dust, and a thousand years of desolation transformed into prosperity.
I've traveled countless roads and encountered countless things,
yet somehow I never find my own grave.
Blurb Two:
I used to be a big shot, and I transmigrated through several worlds. I really want to die, but unfortunately I took an elixir of immortality when I was young and ignorant.
Then I thought that, as a second-best option, being an ordinary flower shop owner would be nice. But why does everyone keep coming to me to save their country, to save the world?
I'm just an ordinary, pitiful, frail flower shop owner.
Do you know how fun it is to act cool for a moment, only to cough blood from laying all the groundwork, and go bald writing plans?!
Do you think you can bully me just because my abilities aren't suited to fighting people head-on?
The worst part is, while I'm stuck dealing with all this mess, why is there always a human piece of bubble gum beside me, lugging around a wardrobe full of Ru Pin's clothes?
Reader's Guide
1. Also known as: The White Lights of My Past, Saving the World Again Today, The Cool Big Shot Is Socially Isolating Online
2. The male lead is some bandage-wasting device from Yokohama... probably.
3. OOC warning, with original headcanons.
4. The female (?) lead is gloomy but cool, switches genders as smoothly as chocolate, and is a highly intelligent big shot.
5. This should be a story about healing each other, with a happy ending.
6. If it's not your thing, please don't flame me. The author is sensitive.
Theme: Making peace with life.
Good-hearted Russians (happy)
Holy crap, crap. . . Damn it. . . Then I don't know whether I should say that Chrollo and the others have completely changed their gender and become more slutty or vigilante. . Really. . . That's what knights are most like. . I respect him as a warrior. . One thing to say is that I doubt that future functions (ahem) will really have no psychological shadow. . . ? And Dazai. . These people are so naughty, my mom
I really like the love between Dazai and the heroine, which is written in large letters, sincere and gentle, without unnecessary calculations. Love is about restraint and restraint. In many stories, Dazai loves unscrupulously and plans to use and hurt the heroine. I think that can only be regarded as liking her.
Feitan. . . . How miserable. . . . It's so miserable... How can you bully an honest person like this!
Hahahahahahaha I just said that there is no man who is so awesome and can overcome the psychological shadow zi gong hahahaha I was so shocked that the knight was treating me before. . The result is still nothing, hahahaha
Hahaha, so Dazai has fully adapted to dressing up as a woman? Hahahahahahahahaha, the only one of the five people present (?) Who has sense of moral integrity, Feitan: What the fuck??
If you want to pass through this gate, you must first leave the palace, hhhh
Ah la. . You are so bad! Poor Feitan hahahahaha, and the abandoned Dazai is so pitiful hahaha
Bullying honest people! Hee hee hee!
Hiss~ If Zai really did something big, he would be beaten to death.