[Anime Crossover] The Uchiha Clan's Second-Career Plan

Uchiha Yukina, one of only two surviving NPCs in the massacre of the Fan Clan.

The other NPC is her extremely, extremely distant cousin.

The two NPCs spend their days roasting each other and digging pits to bury each other in.

But when Yukina looks at her dwindling clan, she earnestly tries to persuade him: "Sure, our ancestor was the first rogue ninja in history; sure, your brother is the traitor who slaughtered the clan; sure, my brother was the mastermind behind it all; and sure, you'll make a huge scene at the Five Kage Summit someday..."

"But Sasuke, you can't give up on treatment! You have to change careers! Look at these options!"

Sasuke falls silent.

Years later,

Itachi: "My foolish little brother, if you want to kill me, hate me, curse me! And someday, when you have eyes like mine, come before me... Wait, what the hell is that technique?"

Sasuke: "Thunder Breathing, First Form: Thunderclap and Flash!"

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