I Wore Women's Clothes at the Bar

[Complete!] [An unconventional, silly wealthy-family story about having a baby, pregnancy, and married life raising a child together.]

[Please add my columns, "Online Dating? My Legs Are Long and My Butt Is Perky" and "Raising a Baby After Getting Sucked Into a Game," to your reading list.]

Shen Qing was the bar's top salesperson, with fair skin, stunning looks, and long legs. Countless people were willing to spend a fortune on him.

Until one day, right in front of his potential big spender,

he tossed his fake breasts into the sink.

Shen Qing: I'm done for. My money tree is about to pull up its roots and leave.

Determined to escape the fate of inheriting the family business, Shen Qing worked diligently and saved every penny.

But after drinking too much cheap liquor and sleeping with his money tree, he was suddenly back at square one.

Now Shen Qing had only two choices:

Either marry into a wealthy family because he was pregnant, or become a single dad and inherit the family business.

Shen Qing: What if I don't want either?

Song Lin: Marry me. I'll be your money tree.

Shen Qing: Get lost!!!

This story is also known as "The Single Parent's Guide to Raising a Child," "I'm Only Eighteen, I'm Exhausted, I Have to Work and Save Money and Buy Formula," and "Why Did Sleeping with My Money Tree Give Me a Money-Sucking Stone?"

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"Online Dating? My Legs Are Long"

1.

The livestreams of minor internet celebrity Yi Yuanyi had gone nowhere for years.

He gritted his teeth, put on women's clothes and a voice changer, and started flirting back and forth online with a notorious player and a freeloader.

Sexy streamer, online dating, teaching you step by step how to deal with scumbags.

Until one day, following a fan's submission, he added a scumbag.

"Hey, handsome, wanna online date? Actually, mine's bigger than yours."

After a series of moves as fierce as a tiger, his manager abruptly cut off the stream. “The boss wants to see you.”

2.

Yi Yuanyi dreamed of getting rich overnight every day.

Fortune favors the bold.

He set his sights on the big boss at the top of his own company.

Every night, he messaged the man from an alt account: "Hey, wanna online date? Pick me, I'm super sweet.

My legs are long, my butt is perky, and I've got big boobs and a tiny waist."

Until one day, he logged into the wrong account.

Among tens of thousands of messages, the big boss immediately spotted the little streamer who'd harassed him before.

Fortune favors the bold. It was risky, but luckily, he got what he wanted.

Click to follow and watch a cross-dressing pro teach you how to deal with all kinds of scumbags,

then spectacularly crash and burn.

"Raising a Baby After Getting Sucked Into a Game"

As a completely straight male streamer, Shan Shen accidentally got sucked into a childcare game.

One baby from the start, and you have to earn all your gear yourself.

And don't even think about paying to win.

Facing the prospect of starving to death alongside his little one,

Shan Shen said, “Work? No way. I wouldn't do that in a million years.”

System: Target One will appear three hundred meters ahead.

Shan Shen: A CEO? Baby, look, that's your dad! Go! Today's dinner depends on you.

System: Host, please go to the teaching building to encounter Target Two.

Shan Shen: A teacher? Baby, cry for me. Grab his leg and cry. This year's tuition depends on you!

System: Reminder, Target Three is on Nanshan Road.

Shan Shen: A celebrity? Baby, wait by the roadside. This time, your dad's going to stage an accident and make him pay our rent!

Every target is just a means to an end. Dad only cares about making money and raising his baby.

When he first entered the game:

Dating? No way. Not in this lifetime. The baby's so cute, who needs a boyfriend?

Later:

Okay, fine, it's great.

Come on, baby, call me Dad.

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