Loren has been a ghost for over seven hundred years, yet oddly enough, sunlight doesn't bother him and he has a physical body. Aside from occasionally losing control and floating into the air, he's no different from a normal person. Oh, and he doesn't need to eat.
Loren thinks it's perfectly normal to fall in love with a truck, because not every being can be this warm. When feelings run deep, no reason is needed.
Loren: Optimus Prime, do you reproduce sexually or asexually?
Optimus Prime: ...I guess we're made on an assembly line?
Loren: The twins have wrecked nine military vehicles this month. Here's the bill. Want to take a look?
Optimus Prime: Will looking at it reduce the compensation Lannos has to pay?
Loren: I don't think so...
Optimus Prime: Then I won't look.
Loren: Optimus Prime, would you consider letting me take your surname?
Optimus Prime: I'm sorry, Loren. (Disappointed) I don't have a surname.
Loren: Huh? Meow meow meow?
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