The world was about to collapse, and everyone was doomed. Everyone was nearing their breaking point. Only one person remained utterly unruffled, so people began to wonder whether he had some kind of trick up his sleeve, or if he was the key to saving the world.
So they all rushed to cling to him.
But Qi Xiu disgustedly shoved them away and said something that chilled them to the bone: "What the hell does it have to do with me? If the world's going to end, let it end already!"
Zhong Linxi wrapped his arms around Qi Xiu and chimed in, "Exactly, let it end already. I still need to cuddle my wife to sleep. Get lost, all of you!"
Qi Xiu pushed Zhong Linxi's hand away and stared at him expressionlessly. Then he spat out four words: "Rain girl, no melon!"
"Hey! Honey, don't leave me!"
Two bad guys are backed into a corner and have no choice but to save the world.
Thick-skinned, pretentious gong vs. twisted, nasty-tempered shou
Bonus scene: Getting on each other's nerves while killing ghosts (1):
Qi Xiu said expressionlessly, "Go on, kill it. You can barely lift a knife."
Zhong Linxi put on a shamelessly cute act, clenching his fists. "You kill it. I think the way you hold a knife will look so cool. Hurry up and blind me with your handsomeness."
Qi Xiu glared at Zhong Linxi. "I told you to kill it, so kill it!"
Zhong Linxi: "..."
(2):
Zhong Linxi was on the brink of death and cast Qi Xiu a pleading look. "Save me, I'm about to die."
Qi Xiu: "Oh. Then die."
After they fell for each other:
Zhong Linxi wished he could keep his eyes glued to Qi Xiu every second. He was especially obsequious when killing ghosts. "Leave this to me."
Qi Xiu: "Get lost."
Also known as My Wife Can't Wait for Me to Die.
Theme: Who can really stay out of it all?
Nice! More updates?? When will it be updated???
It's really weird to be together like this. I want to fight to the death too. It's so annoying.