A Lucky Auspicious Beast from the Heavens

[Sweet Romance, Warm and Healing] Revised and edited, thank you for supporting the authorized version! The world's malice grew ever heavier, and demons ran rampant. An Xi transmigrated into a tiny auspicious beast, even more blessed than a koi, and opened a little milk tea shop. Twelve yuan a cup. Drink it and feel refreshed from head to toe, gain blessings and change your fate, ward off evil and avert disaster. Before long, a long line had formed outside the shop. A certain powerful god of calamity, whose specialty was bringing people bad luck and trouble, neglected his duties and spent every day guarding the little shop. His eyes stayed fixed on An Xi. “I'll give you 1.2 billion. Can you work me into your fate?” “Get in line at the door first.” An Xi walked around the shop, picked up a little stool, and handed it to him. “For 1.2 billion, I'll even throw in a stool for you to sit on while you wait.” Blurb two: Han Zixiao had lived among humans for over a thousand years. He was peerlessly handsome and richer than a kingdom, but a curse of baleful energy clung to him. When one part of his body got better, another would break, endlessly. Recently, he had even gone blind. Then one day, a little animal haloed in light fell into his arms, and for one second, his eyes suddenly brightened. Han Zixiao could think of only one thing: take it home and raise it. But Han Zixiao was the very embodiment of the Star of Solitude, born under a lonely, ill-fated star. Even walking beside him could make you trip on flat ground. The little auspicious beast, who had just tripped on flat ground, was delighted. “Huh? Why is there a scratch-off lottery ticket on the ground that nobody wants? I scratched it and won the grand prize! I'm so lucky!” Han Zixiao: ??? [The ultimate husband-cursing Star of Solitude vs. the ultra-lucky Little Zouyu: when kings face off] Bonus scene: By human standards, An Xi was already an adult. But compared with the long lifespan of auspicious beasts, An Xi was still a little one. The calamity god's friend: I heard you've been tormenting a little auspicious beast lately? The powerful calamity god: It's not that little. Friend: How old is it? Calamity god: Not yet a thousand. Friend: So how old is it, exactly? Calamity god: Twenty... One-on-one, happy ending. The male lead's blindness is temporary. He'll also go deaf, lose his voice, end up in a wheelchair, and so on. Basically, nothing gets better until the very end. Theme: Fortune and misfortune do not come unbidden; people bring them upon themselves.