Leia only wanted to be a beautiful little cook. Who knew her dad would urge her to go to America? And so Leia began her "peaceful" life.
Leia: "Dad, didn't you say America was really peaceful? Why is it that as soon as I get here, New York explodes and aliens go on a rampage?!"
Dad: "...You'll have to figure that one out for yourself. After all, my daughter is so smart..."
Leia: "..." Fine, if even Dad is like that, I'll just have to rely on myself.
"What the heck is going on?! I only went out to buy groceries. How did someone show up at my doorstep...and why do they look pretty good? ̄  ̄)σ"