The first thing Bai Li does every morning when he opens his eyes is close them and go back to sleep.
As a third-rate singer, Bai Li doesn't have much work. His need for plenty of sleep means he can't take too many jobs, and he'd love to sleep for 72 hours a day.
Then... the little-known singer inexplicably tops the trending charts.
#SleepingBeauty#
#SleepAidMaster#
#BaiLiDozingCompilation#
After that, job offers come one after another: sleepwear endorsements, bedding tester gigs, all eating into the time he used to spend practicing songs.
The big boss is making the rounds in the practice rooms when he spots Bai Li sleeping face-down on a table. He gives him a nudge. No response. He nudges him again, and finally gets a reaction.
Bai Li rubs his sleepy eyes and mumbles, "Please give me a pillow. Thank you."
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The big boss has a secret identity: Dreamweaver. He can weave dreams for others but not for himself. He's never known the joy of a good night's sleep, only the endless torment of insomnia.
Until one day, he comes across a compilation of his own artist dozing on the trending page and manages to sleep peacefully for three hours.
Watching Bai Li's dozing compilation over and over isn't enough.
So the big boss goes to Bai Li's manager and says, "As his manager, do you have any clips you've kept to yourself? Send them to me."
Watching someone else sleep can't ease his insomnia forever. Later...
The big boss finds Bai Li with a pillow in his arms. "Please sleep on this pillow for me."
A sleepy bottom who opens his eyes each day wanting to go back to sleep X an insomniac top who can't sleep whenever he closes his eyes
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Lu Shu and Pei Yuan are sworn enemies. Lu Shu can't stand Pei Yuan's warm, polite appearance, because underneath he's a hypocritical, sly jerk whose every word carries a barb.
After they appear on a variety show, Lu Shu is forced to share a room with his nemesis. He wakes in the middle of the night and discovers he's turned into his nemesis's phone.
After beating up the built-in AI, Lu Shu realizes his chance for revenge has come.
He sets ten alarms. When they go off, Lu Shu already sees Pei Yuan filming the show the next day with dark circles under his eyes.
Then Lu Shu realizes he's back in his own body.
The first alarm rings, and Lu Shu's body starts vibrating against his will. He's done for.
The second, the third...
That night, Pei Yuan sleeps like a baby.
That night, Lu Shu doesn't sleep a wink.
The next day, Lu Shu shakily corners Pei Yuan in the kitchen, grabs his phone, and turns off every alarm one by one.
The filming crew, already rolling: "Wow!"
That night, Lu Shu turns into Pei Yuan's phone again.
Lu Shu: Damn it.
A little scene 1:
Pei Yuan is using his phone when he nearly drops it.
Lu Shu lunges forward and catches the phone without a hitch. His heart pounds. "Be nicer to me."
A little scene 2:
Pei Yuan takes out a lens-cleaning wipe and carefully wipes his phone. "There's too much dust in the charging port. I'll clean it."
Lu Shu feels an itch in the soles of his feet. "Hahaha, Pei Yuan, I'm dying, hahaha, you jerk!"
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The game Star City is tied to the federal military academy's graduation exam System. To graduate successfully, you have to earn 10,000 points in the game.
The gaming novice is so worried that he finds a gray hair.
To avoid losing all his points if his character dies, he chooses the safest, most reliable occupation: a newbie village NPC.
An NPC's work is dull, but the pay is good. You can earn 500 points a day, so if everything goes smoothly, all he needs to do is farm, water flowers, and sunbathe in the game for 20 days to pass the exam.
However...
A bully takes over the village and starts slaughtering everyone. Ding! You're dead.
Man-eating birds nest here and hunt for dinner. Ding! You're dead.
Villager A and Villager B get into an argument. B sets A's house on fire. You happen to pass by A's house. Ding! You're dead.
With graduation fast approaching, he goes to the game forum and posts a bounty: Looking for a pro to help me earn points, please! Price negotiable.
Offer enough money, and a champion will appear.
Then... even the champion can't make it out of the newbie village.
Theme: Love life
It's so funny that I can't start like this.
Jiang Xiaobai hahahahahahahahahaha
It seems like this bed effectively prevents a second person from sleeping with you.
Claw! Listening to a book before going to bed is very hypnotic
Woohoo, everyone is so cute!
Finished spreading flowers!!!!
When I first saw the horse, I thought I had made a mistake, but it turned out that it was really a horse [covering my face and laughing] By the way, I really love Bai Bai who can discharge electricity!
Expand the last paragraph and talk about it in detail. I don't lack these Jinjiang coins.
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Hey hey hey? It's going to end today?! [Shocked]