!!!!! He only flipped through the textbook, that's all! It was the first day of school, and everyone was flipping through theirs. Why did they have to pick him?
Weren't people like him, chosen by fate, supposed to transmigrate into a book? What was transmigrating into a textbook supposed to be? Did he forget to pay?
Politics
Weren't things supposed to be prosperous, democratic, civilized, and harmonious? Why are there ghosts? Aaaah, help!
History
Wasn't I supposed to be a cannon-fodder character? Hey, mister, what are you grabbing me for?
Young friend, do you want to make something of yourself? I do...
Sorry, I don't have ambitions, dreams, or pressure. I'm just a couch potato. Goodbye.
Physics
The experiment is about to begin. Players, protect your hairline. Don't stock up on shampoo. Even if you do, it won't help. You'll only be wasting your money.
Oh, this is so stressful.
In class
History teacher: Today we'll talk about Liu Bang. First, some extra background knowledge. Do you know Empress Lu?
He yawns and stretches.
All right, you there.
He ponders for a long time, unsure where to begin.
All right, you can sit down...
The teacher drones on and on...
All right, Xiuer, you can sit down.
