The Garden of Decay

There was an old rocking chair in Xi Run's room. Whenever he had nothing to do, he liked to lie in it and rock for a while. One day, he fell asleep in it as usual, but when he woke up, he found that the whole world had changed. He'd become a gambler, a desperate one, and somehow ended up in a guild called []. Aside from being a little broke, [] was pretty great. [Behind the Scenes]: Yi Nanchen teased, "I'm a guild member too. Am I great as well?" "Yeah, you're great too," Xi Run said. "…" Yi Nanchen said, "Speak plainly." Xi Run pressed his lips to Yi Nanchen's ear and whispered, "Don't mess around. This is the blurb. Don't make me start swearing." Yi Nanchen raised an eyebrow and pretended not to understand. "…What strong? What blow?" Xi Run: "…" [The three extremes of Withering Paradise: the utterly ordinary and the utterly bizarre, the immensely powerful and the utterly weak, the perfectly righteous and the utterly evil.] P.S.: 1. This stupid author is terrible at writing blurbs. Seriously. 2. This story looks like it has logic, but actually has none. 3. Updates are irregular, so enter at your own risk. 4. Updates really are very, very, very, very, very slow. 5. Yep!