[Bungo Stray Dogs + Touken Ranbu] My Ability Is Called Green Chili Pepper

What if the president's sword were called Lion King?

What if one day the sword became sentient?

What if... it were called Green Chili Pepper?

Lion King: Shut up already!

What kind of farce would ensue if a sword joined the detective agency?

"Hello, everyone. My name is Lion King. I may look cool, but I was made for an old man to use, so I'm very lightweight. That's what you call consideration from the person who commissioned me! And I'm not called Green Chili Pepper!"

"New guy, want to go drown yourself with me? My type is girls, but..." Dazai Osamu casually [deliberately!] put a hand on Lion King.

A cloud of white smoke, and all that remained on the ground was a black-sheathed blade.

Kunikida: "Dazai Osamu!"

Pairing undecided, but Mori x Oda is very likely.

Lots of out-of-character moments. If that bothers you, please leave using the top-right corner.

Not sure yet if I'll start this [shrugs].