[Harry Potter] Moon Viewing

Also known as:

"Senior, You Dropped Your Evening Primrose"

"Help, My Head of House and the Prefect Are Being Shipped!"

The Sorting Hat: "Slytherin!"

Ivyette's inner voice: No, get a grip! I'm a Hufflepuff!

Ivyette Lewis, a half-blood from the Travers family of the Sacred Twenty-Eight, a Slytherin who thinks she's a Hufflepuff.

The Slytherin half-blood duo, classmates for three years:

"Miss Lewis's thoughtless behavior makes me wonder if the Sorting Hat malfunctioned. After all, you're more like a brainless troll than a Slytherin."

"Have you ever seen such a pretty troll?"

"Yes. Right in front of me."

"So you're saying I'm pretty?"

The Slytherin Head of House and the prefect:

"Are you telling me the night patrol now checks even the Room of Requirement?"

"I'm afraid so. Assuming alchemy hasn't melted your brain, you do remember what a prefect is supposed to do."

"Oh, please. I seem to remember someone treating this place like a dormitory."

The two of them later:

"Severus, I'd like to ask you to dance."

"If I remember correctly, we just demonstrated that in the Slytherin Common Room."

"Can you dance the woman's part?"

1. This is a slow-burn story with plenty of everyday sweetness. The professor appears in Chapter 6, and gets more and more screen time as the story goes on.

2. The Mudblood incident and the Shrieking Shack incident will both happen. The professor also sides with the Death Eaters at first, and this won't be whitewashed, so read with caution if that bothers you.

3. The female lead neither transmigrates nor is reborn. She's laid-back and mischievous, has a flexible sense of right and wrong, is skilled at alchemy, and is Nymphadora Tonks's godmother.