A God-Tier Big Shot Forced to Raise a Kid

[Coming-of-Age Romance] [Mutual Healing] [Reunited at the Top] After Yu Qingluan switches places with his past self from ten years ago, he runs into his boyfriend as a kid: not yet a top tycoon, and still suffering from chuunibyou. Yu Qingluan returns to Dongping No. 8 Middle School in 2008. The shrewd business tycoon decides to take his max-level character back to the starting village. A blond kid with a cigarette in his mouth blocks his way, acting both cocky and world-weary. "I run this turf. At No. 8 Middle School, I'm the law." The more Yu Qingluan looks at him, the more he resembles his fake boyfriend. "Chi Xi?" "My name's pretty famous, huh?" The chuunibyou teenager leans in and blows secondhand smoke in his face. "What do you want, Grandpa?" "..." I'm going to date this piece of trash someday? If I kill you, I'll have to go home and mourn! Yu Qingluan has an important meeting to chair. His employees search the entire company but can't find Director Yu, so they have no choice but to ask his boyfriend, Chi Xi, for help. Chi Xi enters Yu Qingluan's office and finds someone hiding under the desk: a young boy. Little Qingluan, two sizes thinner and half a head shorter, is curled up in the corner, trembling with his knees hugged to his chest. "Are you the kidnapper?" The boy's eyes redden, his expression stubborn and anguished. "Then kill me. I don't want to live." "Yu Qingluan?!" ...In all my years, I never thought I'd hear Director Yu say the words, "I don't want to live"... Chi Xi thinks: I might have to die for love. From then on, two ridiculously powerful big shots are forced to become the guardians of two problem children. They work hard to get the two kids into Qingbei University together, so they can fall in love! Yu Qingluan: Remember, if you don't get into Qingbei University, you'll die alone. Chuunibyou Chi Xi: Get lost! I can conquer heaven and earth. What's a college entrance exam to me? Yu Qingluan (cracking his knuckles): Oh, you can conquer heaven and earth? Go on, then. Chi Xi: Did you understand that problem just now? Adorable little Yu Qingluan: I did, Uncle. Chi Xi: ...Call me big brother. Adults: A divine power couple, two evenly matched business tycoons in love. Teens: A world-weary chuunibyou × a little tyrant in his childhood. *Weibo: Sanwu is the cute part, hahaha. Premise: