The Days I Pretended to Be a Robot at the CEO's House

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He Dongcheng has recently started thinking there's something strange about his robot. It sneaks cake from the fridge in the middle of the night, spies on his phone, and whenever he gets close, she blushes and cries, “Charging malfunction...” The last straw was when she beat up the woman he was about to start dating.

Girlfriend: Are you keeping her or me?

He Dongcheng: I spent tens of billions on her.

After his girlfriend left, He Dongcheng couldn't help feeling he'd lost out. He dug out the manual and stared at the words “companion robot” on the cover, lost in thought...

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The thing Cheng An'an regrets most in her life is agreeing to pretend to be a robot her younger brother had developed, all for the sake of an investor.

For a whole month, she couldn't eat snacks or use the bathroom, and had to put up with the investor's obnoxious cat.

Worst of all, her bad-tempered, stone-faced employer even carried her to bed and said he was going to charge her.

Fine, charge her, but why was his hand on her butt?

He Dongcheng: My hand slipped.

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[Coming next] Upcoming novel: My Little Rich Heiress Doesn't Pretend Anymore

Ji Mingyan is the pampered darling of the Ji family, accustomed to living a spoiled, carefree life.

Then she fell for a man and spent two diligent years playing the sweet, fragile little white flower to win his favor.

Until one day, she found a photograph in his desk drawer. The woman in it was charming and lively, with eyes and brows that looked a little like hers.

It turned out she'd only been a substitute.

She left without a second thought, even having every rose in the garden pulled up by the roots.

In the empty room, the man stared at the note, his expression icy.

His assistant asked in a low voice, “Mr. Fu, Miss Ji is at a bar right now. Should we bring her back?”

Fu Xingzhou: “She'll come back on her own.”

One day, two days, three days...

But she never sent another word.

Two weeks later, Fu Xingzhou appeared with bloodshot eyes at the pool party for twenty hunky men hosted by the eldest Miss Ji.

He cornered her among the flowers, coaxing her again and again. “I've had a swing set up at home. How about coming back with me to see it?”

“What fun is a swing?” Ji Mingyan easily brushed his hand aside. Her gaze fell on the men gathered around the pool, and she pointed them out one by one.

“Look, don't his eyes look like yours?”

“Look, his mouth is exactly like yours!”

“Look, he has a mole on his collarbone, too.”

“Hey, this one doesn't look much like you, but his smile is so sweet it makes my heart flutter.”

Fu Xingzhou held it in until he was practically sick. “Mingyan, are you punishing me?”

Ji Mingyan sneered. “We're all just having fun, aren't we? Why take it so seriously?”

These days, anyone can be Lu Yiping's father.

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