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The Straight-Laced Big Shot Asked Me Why I Don't Call Him Hubby

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A big-shot top who starts out staunchly straight and later eats his words x a fair-skinned, gorgeous supporting actor

Blurb:

Rising star Qi Yu read a ridiculously long xianxia novel before bed. The protagonist shared his name and was a lotus that had cultivated for a thousand years at the tip of Buddha's finger. He and the Demon Lord Han Qing had a five-million-word romance, only for a villain to interfere and leave them with one dead and the other fallen to demonic ways.

The next morning, Qi Yu woke up and pulled a gleaming golden qilin, about the size of his palm, out from under himself. To his horror, the little thing looked just like the Demon Lord in the novel.

The Demon Lord, or rather, the qilin, said with tears in his eyes, "Wifey, I've been looking for you for over a thousand years! You must have suffered so much!"

P.S. 1. About the top: Han Qing, supreme ruler of the demonic path, with ridiculously high combat prowess and an overwhelming kingly aura. Unfortunately, he has terrible luck in love. His wife of several hundred years was kidnapped, so he has searched every corner of the world by every means imaginable!

2. About the bottom: In his original life, he was the lotus at Buddha's fingertip, the Divine Lord of Exorcism. In this life, he's a rising star in the entertainment industry who lives by consuming the wicked thoughts in people's hearts.

3. A top who searched for his wife until he went crazy x a bottom carried around in his husband's mouth

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The Straight-Laced Big Shot Asked Me Why I Don't Call Him Hubby

Lin Yu, a minor celebrity who's always teetering on the verge of quitting showbiz, became a sensation after starring in a bargain-basement boys' love web drama!

In the hit web drama, Lin Yu played the protagonist Lu Yinhe, a legendary big shot in the online fiction world who built an immensely valuable online publishing empire from scratch. Male, and into being the top.

The real Lu Yinhe was even more impressive than his character, but the important thing was this: male, and straight!

Lu Yinhe had been straight for twenty-nine years. Ever since a boys' love web drama starring a certain minor celebrity became a hit, he'd been caught up in rumors questioning his sexuality, and he couldn't stand that person shamelessly riding his coattails.

At a dinner party, Lin Yu cautiously went over to greet the great Lu Yinhe.

With a cold expression, Lu Yinhe gave him the classic straight-guy triple response: "I'm straight! Don't use me to boost your popularity! Get lost!"

Lin Yu: "Waaah QAQ"

Later...

The great Lu Yinhe happily ate his words!

At another dinner party, Lu Yinhe called out to someone who walked past him without so much as a glance: "Why don't you call your hubby when you see him?"

Lin Yu: "QAQ"

Lu Yinhe: "Is there anything you'd like to act in? Your hubby will arrange it."

Lin Yu: "QAQ"

A big-shot top who starts out staunchly straight and later eats his words x a "femme fatale" minor actor