I Have Thirty Million Beauties

One-on-one, shou's perspective, silly little comedy, written with abandon. Don't take it seriously. Please check out my upcoming story, "Could You Shut Up? [Entertainment Industry]."

Xiao Xingge is a little gay, a total bottom, and has never dated anyone. One day, he gets struck by lightning while walking down the street and wakes up as the ruler of a nation, surrounded by a pack of handsome young men who look ready to pounce.

Apparently, they're all in his harem.

Xiao Xingge: This is amazing.

But this bunch of handsome men doesn't seem to be much good.

One beauty is delicate and sickly. A little breeze could blow him eight hundred miles away.

One Noble Consort is too effeminate. He lifts a dainty finger, and the powder on him makes Xiao Xingge sneeze dozens of times.

The Empress is a little better: tall and elegant, but pale, with a body as fragile as a door panel. Xiao Xingge could take on ten of him with one hand.

Xiao Xingge is very dissatisfied. He resolutely decides to hold a selection for the harem. He only wants powerful, muscular men.

The night before the selection, the "frail" Empress breaks into the emperor's bedroom, twists the little emperor's arms behind his back, and leans close. "Getting cocky, are you?"

Xiao Xingge bursts into tears. "I'm sorry, bro. I was wrong. I won't dare again."

Lighthearted comedy: calculating, long-suffering gong (the Empress) x lazy shou who just wants to eat and wait for death (the Emperor)

Reader's guide (must read):

1. Fictional setting, entirely fictional. The dynasty is made up by the author. There are no ancestral rules or historical details. Nitpickers, please click the X. Reasonable suggestions are welcome, but don't tell me how to write.

2. Puppet emperor! Puppet emperor! The shou can't govern the country. The gong is the one who actually holds power!

3. A transmigration story with modern language, light and simple. It's neither serious historical fiction nor traditional. There are no etiquette rules at all. The plot comes first. If it's not for you, click the X. Kisses.

Recommending my friends' stories: "I Got Rich Overnight After Swapping Bodies with My Ex-Boyfriend" by Yige Flag

"Diary of Tail-Watching" by Stop Answering

Completed works, "Don't Even Think About Making Me Study" and "I Got Divorced After Transmigrating into a Tycoon's Family," are on my author page.

Upcoming story, "Could You Shut Up? (Entertainment Industry)." Please add it to your collection.

Xia Lanxing is a rising star in music, and Huo Mingshi is a veteran actor. They should have nothing to do with each other, but their fanbases are notorious enemies. Nine out of ten of Xia Lanxing's haters are Huo Mingshi fans.

It all started with a blurry, secretly filmed video that spread online.

At a charity gala, Huo Mingshi smiles and turns to talk to Xia Lanxing. Xia Lanxing, fed up with him, borrows a strip of tape from a staff member and quickly, decisively sticks it over Huo Mingshi's mouth. Peace and quiet at last.

Xia Lanxing's fans accuse Huo Mingshi of throwing himself at him.

Huo Mingshi's fans accuse Xia Lanxing of being rude.

They're bitter enemies who fight whenever they meet.

In private, however,

Xia Lanxing doesn't like talking. He's strict with himself and others, and his life motto is: If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you need to fart, just fart.

Huo Mingshi: Baby, say something.

Xia Lanxing: Get lost.

The "chatterbox" gong x the aloof shou

I'm not a chatterbox. I just chatter when I'm with you.

Second upcoming story, "Ghosts Keep Giving Me Skills." Synopsis:

Song Ji is the young master of a wealthy family, the little tyrant of Haicheng. He gets whatever he wants and lives exactly as he pleases. He has two weaknesses in life.

One, he's afraid of ghosts.

Two, he's secretly in love with Duan Chulan.

For Duan Chulan's sake, Song Ji resolutely enters the entertainment industry. After several years, he's still a nobody. At last, he lands a role in a horror movie produced by Duan Chulan's company. Once he signs the contract, Song Ji discovers he can see ghosts.

One after another, they line up outside Song Ji's house, begging for his help.

A ghost actor says, Help me fulfill my dying wish, and I'll give you my acting skills.

A ghost song queen says, Help me fulfill my dying wish, and I'll give you my voice.

Forget giving me anything! Song Ji is afraid of ghosts. He hides under the covers, trembling.

Suddenly, someone knocks. The voice of Duan Chulan, CEO of Xingfu Entertainment, comes from outside.

Legend has it that Duan Chulan, the former ruler of the underworld, has a green face and fangs, and is as fierce as a demon. His reputation from his time in the underworld was enough to stop little ghosts crying at night.

Who would have thought that one day Duan Chulan would knock with one hand while gripping a hanging ghost by the neck with the other, smiling warmly? "I've caught the ghost for you. Can I have a kiss?"

The skills are genuinely given, not magically planted. Once he receives them, he's good at everything.

A cozy, healing supernatural romance. Catch little ghosts, fall in love, and enjoy the sweetness and wish fulfillment. If it's not sweet, you don't pay.

A formidable, quietly powerful gong x a kindhearted, naive, pampered young master shou